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by AntigoneRising on April 3rd, 2007

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What would happen if the Dairy Queen married the Burger King?

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  • by Mr. Meaulnes on April 3rd, 2007

    Mr. Meaulnes

    They would breed and produce a Trans-Fats Prince and a Artificial Colours and Flavourings Pirncess.
    And rule peacefully over their idealic little kingdom of free range cows.

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  • by PrettyPirate on April 3rd, 2007

    PrettyPirate

    Ice-cream burgers! Mmm-mmm, tasty!

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  • by JAMMco... its complicated... on April 3rd, 2007

    JAMMco... its complicated...

    There'd be a Hot time in the Cold town tonight...

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  • by The Account Formerly Known As Peyton on April 3rd, 2007

    The Account Formerly Known As Peyton

    you'd have a big-ass rat infestation and filthy food

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  • by mekare on April 3rd, 2007

    mekare

    french fry prince and soda princess?

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  • by Anonymous on April 3rd, 2007

    Anonymous

    Frozen Burgers?

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  • by sunshineinabag on April 3rd, 2007

    sunshineinabag

    their kids would look like cows with bling.

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  • by GBPackersfan on April 3rd, 2007

    GBPackersfan

    great food and thier kid would be named dairy king or burger queen

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  • by Biggie15 on April 3rd, 2007

    Biggie15

    Their offspring would become burgers with extra strong bones

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  • by the general on April 25th, 2007

    the general

    is same sex marriage allowed in that state?

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  • by crafter on April 6th, 2007

    crafter

    You'd get a lot of little burgers, wearing cone caps, and living in little White Castles.

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  • by wobalome on April 4th, 2007

    wobalome

    Princess Dairy-Burger (double hyphon don't ya know)

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  • by woodstock83 on April 4th, 2007

    woodstock83

    they would live in the white castle of course! i can't belive no one said it yet.

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  • by Penny The Wise on April 4th, 2007

    Penny The Wise

    You'd get Jack In The Box!!

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  • by PerfectlyPink on April 4th, 2007

    PerfectlyPink

    That would be one heck of a wedding party!

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  • by jamamiss on April 4th, 2007

    jamamiss

    They would have small fry.

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  • by Brew Guy wishes he was icefishing... on April 4th, 2007

    Brew Guy wishes he was icefishing...

    This is how it's going to go down.

    Baskin Robbins has already teamed up with Dunkin Donuts so it's only logical that Dairy Queen will team up with Tim Hortons. Not to be outdone, Star-Bucks will have to join Ben and Jerrys. Next thing you know we'll have Fried Chicken Tacos with Blizzard Bits (KFC/Taco Bell/DQ/Tim Hortons)

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  • by Johnny Cache on April 4th, 2007

    Johnny Cache

    Well, nothing kosher would come of it, that's for sure.

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  • by SonicSand on April 4th, 2007

    SonicSand

    I think it would be a good match: sweet yet greasy with protein AND carbs. Ah, what a life.

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  • by Elleonora on April 3rd, 2007

    Elleonora

    they would live happily ever after, i hope.

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  • by strongARM on April 3rd, 2007

    strongARM

    There would be a revolution and taco bell would merry mcdonalds

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  • by dothat on April 3rd, 2007

    dothat

    They would start the most evil and sadistic tyranical kingdom known to man. They would do this by preying on your inability to ignore commercials full of velvety-smooth soft serve, and glistening grease pucks of flame kissed beef slathered with mayo. Reflection of bacon and cheddar and bits of oreos would glisten in your wide eyes, and you would submit to your taste buds. You would quickly empower them economically, and they would assume control. You would be forced to eat nothing but food full of trans fat and sugar, and you would die a slow and horrible death. Their off-spring would be name Prince Heart Attack, and the only people allowed to eat organic healthy food would be the very wealthy and powerful, and everyone would be too fat and lazy to fight back.

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  • by 1smknjoe on April 3rd, 2007

    1smknjoe

    You would have "Sundae-Cheesburgers" specials on Sundays only for a limited time offer.

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  • by AntigoneRising on April 3rd, 2007

    AntigoneRising

    I guess she'd spend the rest of her life enjoying his Whopper.

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  • by Sarita1 Goes Bollywood on April 3rd, 2007

    Sarita1 Goes Bollywood

    Chocolate Burgers, vanilla fries, and at least you could still get a milk shake....

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