Do all guys watch porn?

No, only the horny ones.

Comments

there are so many horny boys....
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by sunshineinabag on April 3rd, 2007
True. The same applies to women - but social conventions make women aspire to this discriminatory notion of 'purity'. Us guys don't have to deal with that.
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by Halskiisaklink on April 3rd, 2007
If a woman around here mentions watching porn, she is met with a sort of disbelief at first, and then often remarks like, "you dirty little slut, that's hot, need any help?"
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by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on December 2nd, 2007
Seems like men over there are still stuck in the Victorian angel/whore dynamic. Victorian men had this strange idea that women were divided between the two, and you could only touch whores, but you could not touch angels, only worship them.
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by Halskiisaklink on December 2nd, 2007
Pretty much, with the exception of a few. My ex-boyfriend divided them into "pretty cool" girls, "hot" girls, and "sluts/bitches", if they were too openly sexual or aggressive in any way.
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by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on December 2nd, 2007
What if they wouldn't sleep with him?
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by Halskiisaklink on December 2nd, 2007
He calls them bitches to other people and proceeds to go out with them later. Then he tells everyone they're his "sunshine".
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by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on December 2nd, 2007
Does he practice photosynthesis?
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by Halskiisaklink on December 2nd, 2007
He should. Then he'd be a plant and I could pick him, dry him out, and burn him.
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by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on December 2nd, 2007
And smoke him?
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by Halskiisaklink on December 2nd, 2007
Ew, no, I don't want assholeishness in my lungs.
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by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on December 2nd, 2007
Wouldn't that be better for you than tar?
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by Halskiisaklink on December 2nd, 2007
No, I prefer my lovely tar. Much more healthy for the body.
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by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on December 2nd, 2007
Which part of the body? Your pubic hair shouldn't resemble a scourer.
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by Halskiisaklink on December 2nd, 2007
The whole thing... thank god. Yours resembles a small blue hamster. :)
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by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on December 2nd, 2007
How very... surreal, in an American sort of way.
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by Halskiisaklink on December 2nd, 2007
How is that American?
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by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on December 2nd, 2007
Americans are obsessed with hamsters and guinea pigs. Do you have MSN?
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by Halskiisaklink on December 2nd, 2007
It may seem so if you read American children's' encyclopedias, but truly, most people around here don't even know what a guinea pig is. Yup, do you?
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by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on December 2nd, 2007
Yes, I do. sakhalinskii@hotmail.com Shall we?
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by Halskiisaklink on December 2nd, 2007
We shall, we shall. Be prepared for moodiness and weirdness, though.
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by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on December 2nd, 2007
I am always prepared for moodiness and weirdness.
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by Halskiisaklink on December 3rd, 2007
It reminded me of Uzbekistan.
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by Halskiisaklink on May 17th, 2008
My boyfriend showed me this really weird hentai which included bunny-shaped nipple clamps... actually, it was sort of funny. The girls' voices were really annoying.
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by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on May 17th, 2008
Japanese voice acting is almost as bad as American voice acting.
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by Halskiisaklink on May 17th, 2008
I love you guys.
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by sunshineinabag on June 12th, 2008
We love you too. *gives you a hamster dipped in lubricant*
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by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on June 12th, 2008
I like you, but I'd rather just stay friends.
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by Halskiisaklink on June 12th, 2008
Why, I nevah! You bein' so rude, boy! Go sit inna corner!
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by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on June 12th, 2008
Ugh, Russians pretending to be Black.
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by Halskiisaklink on June 13th, 2008
No, just Southern, boy.
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by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on June 13th, 2008
Same thing.
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by Halskiisaklink on June 13th, 2008
lol. <3
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by sunshineinabag on June 19th, 2008