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by singwell-is off researching a lot on April 2nd, 2007

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Comeback lines: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Unfertilized! What’s the best response to a pick-up line that you have heard?

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  • by BAM@Cyberscrewed.tk on April 2nd, 2007

    BAM@Cyberscrewed.tk

    "Sorry, but no straight man dresses as nice as you do".

    I heard it from across the room and chuckled to myself.

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  • by robinbird- gone on July 23rd, 2008

    robinbird- gone

    An older guy to a young girl:

    Guy: Where ya been all my life?

    Girl: Gradeschool.

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  • by MG1942 Has a Life Penguin on April 2nd, 2007

    MG1942 Has a Life Penguin

    To: You know what they say about a man with big shoes, right?
    Response(from his ex-girlfriend who was there): Here's 20 bucks, buy a pair that fit:-)

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  • by Starmaster on July 23rd, 2008

    Starmaster

    This is a real one, told to me by a serious old man. He was in a bar and after a few drinks told a good looking girl who was there with a female friend:

    Wow....I love to get in your pants...!!!!!

    She said: Did you s**t in yours?

    He said that he just laughed and walked away. It was a knockout from her side!

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  • by Bulimicsanta on October 20th, 2009

    Bulimicsanta

    I've actually got a couple of cruel ones from a guy to a girl.

    "So... I heard you were anorexic."
    "Yeah, it's a problem I have."
    "Weird. You don't look like it."


    "You're cute."
    "That makes one of us."
    (Admittedly, this could be used by the girl, too."

    "Ah love. It's always a one way street."
    "No it isn't!"
    "Oh, so you go both ways?"

    During an argument:
    "Don't put words in my mouth!"
    "Fine. What CAN I put in your mouth then?"

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  • by Karine on July 23rd, 2008

    Karine

    I don't have anything, but great question!!!!

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  • by Little Miss Dangerous on April 2nd, 2007

    Little Miss Dangerous

    Two favorites from my past:

    Guy: "Hey baby, love me or leave me"
    Girl: "Bye" (gets up and leaves)

    Guy: "Girl, you look hot!"
    Girl: "That's right. And if you touch me, I'll be forced to dump this ice cold drink on you to cool you off"

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  • by Twenty47 on July 23rd, 2008

    Twenty47

    Take a number, you might be next in line

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  • by kiwipokesyou on July 23rd, 2008

    kiwipokesyou

    just say you thought he was gay..
    it kinda makes you feel bad after saying it.. fyi...

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  • by xPersonx on January 16th, 2011

    xPersonx

    To a girl I had a crush on:
    "What can I do to make you laugh?"
    (Response from my ex who overheard,) "Show her your penis!"

    She died laughing.
    Oh well.

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