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by dagirlyone on April 27th, 2007
playing with yourself.
petting the kitty.
by 1bigguy on June 24th, 2007
Clubbing your clam or Buttering your tater
by garnorche on May 8th, 2007
Degreasing the saussage.
by JayJayTheJetPlane on April 14th, 2007
"You can put an eye out with that thing" yeah porn bloopers.. came up with that myself.. you get that sperm into your eyes.. it stings haha..
by Penny The Wise on April 5th, 2007
"Respecting yourself" I came up with that one a long time ago during a strange game of Truth or Dare. (Don't ask.)
by dagirlyone on July 9th, 2007
playing the dj...
thats my roommates phrase.it is so utterly disgusting."rubbing one out"...
playing the dj is the worse euphanism ever...
and he does this whole *chigga chigga* "record scratching" pantomine when he says it.
by Tenaciouscj on August 7th, 2008
Choking the chicken is quite bad.
Am I bad because all I can think about is stroking my hard cock
by cooliokp on January 25th, 2012
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Has anyone here ever masturbated with their sister in law? I just did and it was THE hottest thing I think I've ever done.
by ft_250 on February 3rd, 2012
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Has anyone ever heard of a danger cum? If so can you tell me what it is?
by Anonymous on January 24th, 2012
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Is it weird for a guy to masturbate?
by Stay_Hungry_Stay_Foolish on January 20th, 2012
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If masturbation were illegal, forbidden, and punishable by death (as it once was), how would your view of your sexuality change?
by GibsonGuy on February 3rd, 2012
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