________________and that's how I knew I had a drinking problem. (complete the sentence)

I woke up one morning upside down in a sex dungeon with a broom handle up my ass, 18 new tattoos and four passed out mid-op transsexual dwarves lying on the ground under me... and that's how I knew I had a drinking problem.

(Not a true story btw. Not mine anyway. =P )

I noticed that I had two hands to hold bottles in but only one mouth.

I got drunk one night and a friend was filming. Apparently i bought the whole bar drinks, after got in a taxi, met up with a woman who was actually a transvestite, had oral sex, later got arrested for public intoxication, the next morning woke up and there was a weird "thing" forming on my junk, AND THATS HOW I KNEW I HAD A DRINKING PROBLEM

I was asking myself if I thought I COULD have a drinking problem (and that's how I knew...) If you have to ponder if you do you do. Do you ever have to ask yourself if you have a problem with taking off your shoes for example? Probably not because you just dont need to question it since its not a concern. If we have to wonder thats a pretty good sign we suspect we are too close.

I watched a video of myself from the night before and had absolutely no memory of it...

The cops showed up, next to my marijuana pipe was a half gallon of vodka. I was extremely drunk and asked them if they were going to smoke my weed after they took it and hotbox it in their cop car. Then I told them I had a MIP and I'm sorry but I am wasted. They just laughed and took my weed anyway, and that's how I knew I had a drinking problem.

The Judge said treatment or ten years in stir...
;-)

Wrapped my car around a freeway median at 3am in a blizzard christmas eve,...

I drank to much and my life was unmanageable...