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Sharted!
got a mysterious email from a secret admirer.
+5
deified a bovine
realized what time it is so i gotta go to bed!
won the lottery.
snezzed!!!
...had a weekend of "new partner" sex.
watched the Simpsons?
want to eat you..
wrote a letter to my S/O for the day.
FARTED ppppttt !!!
Machine-gunned some livestock.
...broke my brother's playstation 3.
(Please help spare my life: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1828488)
Hit the Lotto!~! Yeah Yeah wow!!! $2.00 extra!!
Now I have to wonder what am I going to do with it??
woke up!
killed a cow.
missed lunch because I was on AB so long.
got caught wanking.
Holy cow...I just saw that! Did you?
Have you washed the day away yet?
by Butterfly21 on February 13th, 2012
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Is it expired yet?
by WABOO on February 14th, 2012
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What should you do if your rubber duckie sues you for "palimony?"
by Piano Player on February 13th, 2012
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If I ever need a religion -I'll worship___________________.
by aldonoir on February 13th, 2012
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I would not kiss someone after they __________________.
by aldonoir on February 13th, 2012
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You're reading Holy cow...I just __________________
Comments
Sharted? +6
by Outta-here on November 23rd, 2009
Yeah. That's what it's called when you realize....oops that wasn't a fart!
by Mavericks just doin a flyby on November 23rd, 2009
Brilliant! I was going to say sharted. +3
by HeavySkinz on November 23rd, 2009
LOL...
by Outta-here on November 23rd, 2009