Hi I`m an alien from the planet Fidklebumble. I`m currently dating one of your Earth Tractors, is this relationship doomed?
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neilychops
ANSWERS: 15
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Take my advice and stay away from John Deere--they're tramps.
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Hahahah this question was so out there i just had to answer it. Well that depends. Do you get along? How is the language barrier?
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not totaly. i hope the tractor doesn't run out of gas.
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I'd be wary. Some of our tractors tend to get a little too violent with you Fidklebumbleans.
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naw. I just pity the one that has to deliver the baby. It sounds like delivery is going to be painful.
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you slut you would shag any thing why don`t you try a cow milking machine you don`t even have to take it out anywere or sweet talk it just slip it on and lay back
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dunno those tractors like to take things slow
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Yes, tractors are notorious for cheating, and losing interest in relationships very quickly, so expect to receive a John Deere letter very soon.
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Not at all. Hang on to your tractor they are real Bobcats in bed.
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No. Just leave the sheep alone or you'll offend the Welsh.
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Hump the John Deere all you want but stay away from the Kubota, she bites. +4
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I suppose if you get hitched it will work ya all night long during harvest session.
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As you can see by my Avatar, I' too am in a relationship with a peice of metal, the motor died and now all thats left is the armor.
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No this is perfectly acceptable in my part of the world and goes on all the time, just watch out for neighbouring crofters sneaking a swatch of her sump.
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It depends on if your people typically develop romantic attractions to inanimate objects.
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