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Yes, tractors are notorious for cheating, and losing interest in relationships very quickly, so expect to receive a John Deere letter very soon.
by Darth NANAME on November 23rd, 2009
It depends on if your people typically develop romantic attractions to inanimate objects.
by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on November 23rd, 2009
As you can see by my Avatar, I' too am in a relationship with a peice of metal, the motor died and now all thats left is the armor.
by Jazz-Man on November 22nd, 2009
dunno those tractors like to take things slow
by hong kong phooey on November 22nd, 2009
you slut you would shag any thing why don`t you try a cow milking machine you don`t even have to take it out anywere or sweet talk it just slip it on and lay back
by Andrew on November 22nd, 2009
naw. I just pity the one that has to deliver the baby. It sounds like delivery is going to be painful.
by Anon on November 22nd, 2009
I'd be wary. Some of our tractors tend to get a little too violent with you Fidklebumbleans.
by jokerblue on November 22nd, 2009
not totaly. i hope the tractor doesn't run out of gas.
by Roundtree on November 22nd, 2009
Hahahah this question was so out there i just had to answer it.
Well that depends. Do you get along? How is the language barrier?
by trouble315 on November 22nd, 2009
Take my advice and stay away from John Deere--they're tramps.
by Ambrose the Colossal Praying Mantis on November 23rd, 2009
No. Just leave the sheep alone or you'll offend the Welsh.
by Stranger in a Strange Land on November 23rd, 2009
Hump the John Deere all you want but stay away from the Kubota, she bites. +4
by tankengine on November 23rd, 2009
No this is perfectly acceptable in my part of the world and goes on all the time, just watch out for neighbouring crofters sneaking a swatch of her sump.
by Merriment on November 22nd, 2009
Not at all.
Hang on to your tractor they are real Bobcats in bed.
by vincentcent on November 23rd, 2009
I suppose if you get hitched it will work ya all night long during harvest session.
Do you get frosted/hot under the collar or are you one cool customer? If so, how do you do it?
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If you're misunderstood does it bother you a lot or not? Why?
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Now that is clever, good work.
by neilychops on November 22nd, 2009
LOL, nice :)
by Merriment on November 22nd, 2009
Good one.
by Arisztid on November 23rd, 2009
Well done!!
by Nada Normal on November 23rd, 2009
Ta muchly.
by Sid on November 23rd, 2009