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by neilychops on November 22nd, 2009

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Hi I`m an alien from the planet Fidklebumble. I`m currently dating one of your Earth Tractors, is this relationship doomed?

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  • by Sid on November 22nd, 2009

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    Yes, tractors are notorious for cheating, and losing interest in relationships very quickly, so expect to receive a John Deere letter very soon.

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  • by Darth NANAME on November 23rd, 2009

    Darth NANAME

    It depends on if your people typically develop romantic attractions to inanimate objects.

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  • by CaRbOnPrOdUcT n-aIrY tHaNg on November 23rd, 2009

    CaRbOnPrOdUcT  n-aIrY tHaNg

    As you can see by my Avatar, I' too am in a relationship with a peice of metal, the motor died and now all thats left is the armor.

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  • by Jazz-Man on November 22nd, 2009

    Jazz-Man

    dunno those tractors like to take things slow

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  • by hong kong phooey on November 22nd, 2009

    hong kong phooey

    you slut you would shag any thing why don`t you try a cow milking machine you don`t even have to take it out anywere or sweet talk it just slip it on and lay back

  • by Andrew on November 22nd, 2009

    Andrew

    naw. I just pity the one that has to deliver the baby. It sounds like delivery is going to be painful.

  • by daemonelson on November 22nd, 2009

    daemonelson

    I'd be wary. Some of our tractors tend to get a little too violent with you Fidklebumbleans.

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  • by jokerblue on November 22nd, 2009

    jokerblue

    not totaly. i hope the tractor doesn't run out of gas.

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  • by Roundtree on November 22nd, 2009

    Roundtree

    Hahahah this question was so out there i just had to answer it.


    Well that depends. Do you get along? How is the language barrier?

  • by trouble315 on November 22nd, 2009

    trouble315

    Take my advice and stay away from John Deere--they're tramps.

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  • by Lowerthetone on November 23rd, 2009

    Lowerthetone

    No. Just leave the sheep alone or you'll offend the Welsh.

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  • by Stranger in a Strange Land on November 23rd, 2009

    Stranger in a Strange Land

    Hump the John Deere all you want but stay away from the Kubota, she bites. +4

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  • by tankengine on November 23rd, 2009

    tankengine

    No this is perfectly acceptable in my part of the world and goes on all the time, just watch out for neighbouring crofters sneaking a swatch of her sump.

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  • by Merriment on November 22nd, 2009

    Merriment

    Not at all.

    Hang on to your tractor they are real Bobcats in bed.

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  • by vincentcent on November 23rd, 2009

    vincentcent

    I suppose if you get hitched it will work ya all night long during harvest session.

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