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by Ice man on November 22nd, 2009
It just ... followed me home, honest !! :) +5
by Venezolano Bomba on November 23rd, 2009
I paid a lot of money for them...
by Self Consuming Cannibal on November 22nd, 2009
I can't answer that here on AB without getting PB'd. But it had two do with a hooker, a syringe and a genie that came out of a dirty lamp.
by john pennington on November 22nd, 2009
My wife was cleaning the house and dumped it in my lap. she said, "do something with that". we have had it for many years. its outdated and even Goodwill will reject taking it.
I have sat for 10 minutes trying to decide what to do with it. we had it in a yard sale and no one wanted to buy it. i even offered to give it away and no takers.
I guess i will just have to dig a hole in the back and bury it.
by Jade on November 22nd, 2009
Just lucky I guess. :-|
by scotty on November 22nd, 2009
manipulation
by -Icy- on November 22nd, 2009
they tell me i had so much fun that the giggle is permanent. i don't mind as long as my friends don't.
smiles for you and good morning :-)
by Bull wears a COAT of many colours on November 22nd, 2009
No one else wanted it.
by Ailsa on November 22nd, 2009
No idea I guess I did something terrible in a past life
by -NUNYA-- on November 22nd, 2009
It is something the dogs dug up that the cats wouldn't eat!!!!
+5 Barb!
by kakskee on November 22nd, 2009
I don't know what it is.. but I fed everything that I know about women into the computer and this is what it spat back out at me.
by hong kong phooey on December 4th, 2009
well it started off as a spot on my nose +4
by -Taj Mahal Love on December 4th, 2009
It was just sitting there on the step when I came home.
Brought it in the house and set it on the table. Said to myself, wow look at that!! So I named it "That". Now you all know I own "that" also. That's so wonderful.
by Blue Tiger. on December 3rd, 2009
$hit happens.
by Firebrand on December 3rd, 2009
Troll? it follows me everywhere.
by Anonymous on December 3rd, 2009
Lucky genes, for sure!
by matthenson45 on December 3rd, 2009
It's impressive huh. You can touch it if you want.
by Ms CPA on December 3rd, 2009
Lord, I wish I knew yo! :)
by Chicago Lady on December 3rd, 2009
Aww that cute little kitten just crawled right up into my tote bag and went to sleep. I couldn't put it out in the cold!
by GiraffeyedDonor-ish on November 25th, 2009
Oh, you so don't want to know how.................
by Anonymous on November 25th, 2009
Ask my girlfriend... She was the one who put it there...
+5
by Gabstar on November 25th, 2009
walked around in circles a bit and there it is :P
by xccentrix on November 24th, 2009
It's a long story.....Why, don't you come over sometime and i'll let you in on the secret :)
by SulkingWolf on November 23rd, 2009
It followed me... X.X
by Doyler - you have got to be kidding me! on November 23rd, 2009
question
by Rollie on November 22nd, 2009
Boy, I didn't plan it but when you walked by it just came up. :):)
by Jonathan on November 22nd, 2009
She, well, her friend and some other chick. Well that's all I have to say. lol +5 Barb. Best, Jonathan
by Beavis - the other white meat on November 22nd, 2009
My answer used to be, "She followed me home" from the bar...
by Ironhead on November 22nd, 2009
What? Oh, this knot on my head?
Well..........
I answered her question truthfully when she asked if her butt looked big in her pants.
by Midnighttoker on November 22nd, 2009
I was the only one dumb enough to pick it up,now it's stuck to my hand!
by Moongrim on November 22nd, 2009
Oh lardy the past has a way of coming to haunt you.
Well you remember that scandal twenty years ago? The one involving the town mayor, the local high school cheerleader team, and the flock of hamsters?
by PrivateGomerSpooner on November 22nd, 2009
I forgot to pull my pants up after leaving the bathroom.
by Sharona Life is a Tale Told by an Idiot on November 22nd, 2009
It looked good in the magazine when I ordered it.
by megcham on November 22nd, 2009
Can you believe that I actually asked for that?
by CaptainHarley adores his life penguin on November 22nd, 2009
Well ... I was just doing what comes naturally. It seemed like a good idea at the time! : P
by gradyjones on November 22nd, 2009
It was a wedding gift.
by Stranger in a Strange Land on November 22nd, 2009
It just followed me home. Can I keep it? Please? +4
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If I ever need a religion -I'll worship___________________.
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Who do you think you're fooling?
by BaileysMom12 COAT of Motherly Love on February 13th, 2012
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What did you forget?
by Unicorn Man on February 13th, 2012
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I feel an urge to unleash some terrible puns. Is it time to push the punic button*? Or is that past the bucket?
by Sloonybartfast on February 13th, 2012
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Comments
Hmmmm -- Well OK, I'll let you off the hook this time!!!! LOL Thanks. ++6
by Over and Out on November 22nd, 2009
Now I wish I could just get it off my leg !! LOL
You're welcome :)
by Ice man on November 22nd, 2009
But it really likes you Ice Man!! Just keep it and raise it as if it were your own! LOL
by Over and Out on November 22nd, 2009