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A 'How To' Book on sex! lol +5 m
your kids. my wife insisted on that when our daughter little baby, lasted almost 5 years til i finally put my foot down. was very difficult to break that habit. was harder to get my wife to go along than was my daughter.
Your cousin.
The pet elephant,they are quite clumsy in bed,take up a lot of room,and it is devastating when they roll over.
Cutlery!:)
A Porcupine.
I do not take worries in bed and bedroom is for sex and nice sleep.
Crackers.
You're liable to wake up all itchy.
:):):)
A full stomach.
A lit cigarette - you could fall asleep with it.......
A grudge against your S/O.
Alas! Not all live by this maxim!
A hangover. it will be much worse the next morning.
stress of the day.
mayonnaise.
+5 anger
Explosive diarrhea.
+5
A horney rabid badger!
2nd Answer.
AK-47
big bird !
A glass of coke before you attempt to pass out..I can never fall asleep but its good to have something to drink when u wake up in the middle of the night.
Your pet hyaena, they keep you awake all night with their laughing.
Your Father in Law.
Describe "beauty"?
by kbickell on February 15th, 2012
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Are your fingers sore today from opening all the Valentines Day cards you got yesterday?
by PrivateGomerSpooner on February 15th, 2012
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I'd rather have an old _________ than a new __________.
by Piano Player on February 14th, 2012
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Elvis For President!
by Sloonybartfast on February 14th, 2012
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How do you want it, how would it feel?
by issy-e 20 hours ago
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Probably SHOULD do THAT kind of reading BEFORE hand, huh?!? ^_- !!!! Thanks, Jonathan! Appreciate you sharing that and have a terrific day today! +6
by Millenium - The Mysterious M. . . GONE! on November 23rd, 2009