- NEW!
by Anonymous on November 21st, 2009
I always know where my ass is...The darn thing just keeps following around behind me everywhere I go..
by The Anonymous Witch on November 22nd, 2009
i tossed it out ... it had a hole in it and a crack down the middle ;-)
by CatLover-The Original is Proudly Canadian on November 21st, 2009
Who cares? I divorced him years ago.
by therapist on November 21st, 2009
At midnight my ass will be exactly where my ass is at now. Sitting on my ass doing ABing and researching apartments online .
by Marguerite on November 21st, 2009
I haven't bought him yet. He is still with his owner.
by tempus on November 23rd, 2009
I heard the noise...someone just kicked my ass. +5
by Anonymous on November 22nd, 2009
It's around here somewhere - always hiding and stalking me from strategical positions where I can't see it. Since I am a nice person I always eat food like it's money and give "the change" to it. ;)
by supercricketman on November 21st, 2009
at kelly's bar, getting plastered, man i hate week ends, my ass goes and gets drunk and my head pays the price.
by Nancy on November 21st, 2009
Yes, sitting across the room from me; LOL! JK.
by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx on November 21st, 2009
It's on the chair and answering your question.
by keep_on_dancing_to_the_tune_of_life on November 21st, 2009
OMG!. . i wasnt aware about the time difference between US and Phil.
sorry for bothering guys. .
by PrairieWind on November 21st, 2009
No it's not
:-)
If it was midnight;I'd be in bed
by Zack on November 21st, 2009
I'm sitting on it.
by lonelydragon on November 30th, 2009
It should be in bed, but it ain't. It is a stubborn ass. ;)
by Slightly less anonymous on November 30th, 2009
It's not midnight! And yes, but you won't give it back.
What is satan asked to be your girlfriend flapping his lashes??LOL
by ❤Crith Angew Mindfweak❤ on January 27th, 2012
| 1 person likes this
can some one email me porn
by terranaylor on February 6th, 2012
| 1 person likes this
Will you tell me something so funny that it will make me laugh, cry and pass gas all at once?
by Weylon on January 30th, 2012
| 1 person likes this
Hey, I didn't tell a joke...why are you laughing?!
by June on January 26th, 2012
| 7 people like this
I'm a Greek! Wanna go pick olives with me???
by ❤Crith Angew Mindfweak❤ on January 30th, 2012
| 4 people like this
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ROFLM"A"O!!!! Funnnnny Lone Wolf!! +6
by -NUNYA-- on November 21st, 2009