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by PrivateGomerSpooner on November 21st, 2009
Damn I knew I shouldn't have tried on Minnie Mouse's dress, it's too big for me anyway.
by Mavericks just doin a flyby on November 21st, 2009
OMG! I hope you didn't somehow just patch into my web cam a few moments ago! I guess we'll just have to wait and see cause I'm not saying a word!
by azlotto on November 21st, 2009
I got aroused while watching some frogs have sex.
+5
by Bob on November 21st, 2009
i thought long and hard about your lips ;>
by Gone on November 21st, 2009
Yes I just ate takeaway, bad, bad girl :) +6
Whilst chatting to a bad, bad man!
by pedal junky on November 21st, 2009
ok,ok all ready!JEEZ!so i had fake an orgasm last night with my girlfriend.i wasn't that into it but she was so i felt obligated.
by Darth NANAME on November 21st, 2009
My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogidy that girl. I geshmoygedied her gerflavedy with my googus, and I am sorry.
by CatLover-The Original is Proudly Canadian on November 21st, 2009
Ohmigod who told you. I had this incredible nightmare that still bothers me. I dreamed I bought the Brooklyn Bridge, lined up all the AB trolls and was going to mow them down with a bulldozer but the Administration wanted me to pay a toll to kill the trolls and I didn't think they were worth it. The next day I woke up and all my coins were scattered around on the floor but they didn't add up to enough to pay the toll for the troll so I was going to throw them out but I decided to keep them and add them to the coins I have on hand the next time a troll strikes. I will have enough toll for the troll!
by Anonymous on November 21st, 2009
What? You want me to embarass myself in front of all AB? NO WAY! I AM NOT TELLING ANYTHING!!!
It will be much easier to hypnotize you and make you to forget that yesterday I had to go to the bathroom and since my Mom was there I had to do it in a jar. Let me get that watch and I will erase this embarassing information about me for my own good.. No way I let anyone know that I had to do my bathroom's job in a jar!
...(hypnotizing)
- Yesterday I did my bathroom's job in a jar. Do you remember this?
- "You mean what happened yesterday because your Mom was in the bathroom at the time?"
- Exactly.
- "Nope, I don't remember anything at all."
'Like a man with a fork, in a world of soup'. Does this describe anyone you can think of?
by MrWitch on February 14th, 2012
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Ladies if you had a boyfriend would you feel like the luckiest woman in the world since guys reject women?
by RCLAY on February 13th, 2012
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If you could have a battle scar on Aay part of your body, where would it be and how would it happen?
by christinite on February 13th, 2012
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Is it expired yet?
by WABOO on February 14th, 2012
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What should you do if your rubber duckie sues you for "palimony?"
by Piano Player on February 13th, 2012
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You're reading I seen what you did and i will broadcast it all over ab unless you fess up. I dare you, tell us what you did, are you brave enough lol ? (fun and imagination are encouraged !!)
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Comments
+6 lol love it !
by -Icy- on November 21st, 2009
you said you were gonna let me try it on next goofy!
by Bob on November 21st, 2009
lol !
by -Icy- on November 21st, 2009