Give me one truth and one lie. Explain yourself if you wish, or leave it open for people to ponder...

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• your gonna get drunk I bet

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  by strongARM on March 30th, 2007

• Truth is, even I don't know. That makes it a conundrum!

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  by Brew Guy wishes he was icefishing... on March 30th, 2007

• And what was the truth, in the end?

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  by weezypops on March 30th, 2007

• well it's 8:30 and I'm not... YET...

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  by Brew Guy wishes he was icefishing... on March 30th, 2007

• Ok so now it's 9:30 AM and I think I was buzzed last night, but not drunk...

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  by Brew Guy wishes he was icefishing... on March 31st, 2007

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• VERY good examples Yarnlady!! Thanks! Like the new Avatar! Very different!

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  by -NUNYA-- on November 16th, 2009

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• Oooh, those are good!

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  by Penny The Wise on March 30th, 2007

• Which is the lie though ;-)

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  by steelhamster@aol.com on March 30th, 2007

• u r a clown, no doubt about that.

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  by Cowboy-Matter of Fact on March 31st, 2007

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• Clever!

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  by Penny The Wise on March 30th, 2007

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• lol nice +2

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  by tyladodds on November 20th, 2009

• +6 well this was easy to solve :P

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  by -Icy- on November 25th, 2009

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• Hmmm, while I don't believe a god exists, I can't really call it a lie without definite proof. +3

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  by Z-Weezy on November 20th, 2009

• one of them is a lie but which one is it?

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  by The Un-named on November 20th, 2009

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• I know this one! +6

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  by SoulSearcher on November 20th, 2009

• hehe Yes, if you've seen some of my other posts you know which is a lie and which is the truth.

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  by Wynper on November 20th, 2009

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• +6

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  by Seeya says Dont Ever Give Up on November 18th, 2009

• Thanks Spicy! HA HA HA HA!! +6

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  by -NUNYA-- on November 18th, 2009

• Your welcome.

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  by Spicy Hot on November 18th, 2009

• LOL!

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  by Penny The Wise on November 23rd, 2009

• Thanks Penny

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  by Spicy Hot on November 23rd, 2009

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• OH YUCK!

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  by Arisztid on November 17th, 2009

• I KNOW!!! just happened this morning!! She is in deep doo doo when she gets home from school..=Z

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  by buttkisses on November 17th, 2009

• I am still saying YUCK!
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  I imagine that she is. She would be if I was her father.

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  by Arisztid on November 17th, 2009

• why do dogs do THAT?!!!! *gag*

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  by buttkisses on November 17th, 2009

• That is a mystery of the universe. Then they want to LICK YOUR FACE!

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  by Arisztid on November 17th, 2009

• Oh they do too!! That was the first thing I did , yell her name and right away she came to me...OH BLICK!!

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  by buttkisses on November 17th, 2009

• Ughhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! "Blick" is an understatement.

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  by Arisztid on November 17th, 2009

• Just to make it worse...
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  most dogs not only carry them around, they will actually eat them.

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  by Keysha on November 17th, 2009

• Oh I KNOW!! She ate what she carried down! There was no WAY I was digging that out once I realized what it was..*gag* She already had most of it gone anyways..*gag* WHY!!!!!!!

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  by buttkisses on November 17th, 2009

• That has to be one of the Mysteries of the Universe.

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  by Arisztid on November 17th, 2009

• LOL a darn good one too, I asked her (dog) over and over and she just gave me a dumb look..LOL!

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  by buttkisses on November 17th, 2009

• I think that look was just to fool you. I wonder if there is a Dog Agenda that includes eating cat poop and licking humans on the face.
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  It is probably in the rule book of the Dog's Union. They do not want anyone to know that it is in Section 3, subsection 2.1 "Grossing out your human."

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  by Arisztid on November 17th, 2009

• Oh, for the record, I make up Unions on the spot. My first Union was the "Gypsy Union." Its rules are a bit strict. Here is an example of them:
  http://www.flickr.com/photos/35537039@N08/3357913427/in/set-72157615332832788/

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  by Arisztid on November 17th, 2009

• LMAO!! Too funny!! =D

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  by buttkisses on November 17th, 2009

• Why thankyou much. :)

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  by Arisztid on November 17th, 2009

• I actually made up the Gypsy Union LONG before the internet. There are a few examples of it in the following question:
  http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4938537
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  It never ceases to amaze me that people have to ASK if I am being sarcastic.

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  by Arisztid on November 17th, 2009

• Oh my!! That was funny but kind of sad at the same time, people can really amaze!! I enjoy your humor!! Thanks for the giggles!!=)

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  by buttkisses on November 17th, 2009

• It is sad but I decided that a bit of sarcasm and mockery is good for my blood pressure and it annoys the hades out of the people trying to annoy ME. :)

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  by Arisztid on November 17th, 2009

• It is the only way to be! Find humor when ever you can, sometimes it is obvious and then there are times it is like a buried treasure. =)

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  by buttkisses on November 17th, 2009

• I believe in laughing about yourself... I think it is good for you.
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  I also tell jokes about my ethnicity and do not get bent if people tell them to me as long as they are not trying to be nasty. And, if they ARE trying to be nasty, I still do not care because the fastest way for my give a damn to snap is for someone to try to offend me. :)

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  by Arisztid on November 17th, 2009

• Good for you! I wish there were more like you my friend..=)

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  by buttkisses on November 17th, 2009

• Thankyou most kindly. :)
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  I am also one of those people who thinks the word "racist" is thrown around too much:
  http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7184673

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  by Arisztid on November 17th, 2009

• LOL Thanks buttkisses! +6

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  by -NUNYA-- on November 18th, 2009

• So, what happened when your daughter came home, Buttkisses?

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  by Arisztid on November 18th, 2009

• Oh she got a night in her room and *gasp* no phone!! No driving the truck either for a while. At 17 she can't be responsible enough to clean up after her cat, she sure isn't responsible enough to drive my truck. Night in her room for lying to me! The litter was GROSS!! poor kitty. =(

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  by buttkisses on November 18th, 2009

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• Thanks much Copy & Paste!!! +6

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  by -NUNYA-- on November 18th, 2009

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• +6 Andrew

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  by -NUNYA-- on November 18th, 2009

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• If you say so calicorey!!! invis. +6 (((HUG))) for you!!!

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  by -NUNYA-- on November 16th, 2009

• REAL +6

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  by -NUNYA-- on November 18th, 2009

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• Congratulations! How far along are you?

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  by Penny The Wise on March 30th, 2007

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• :-)

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  by Spicy Hot on November 18th, 2009

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• Excellent Pumpkin Etoile!!! +6

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  by -NUNYA-- on November 18th, 2009

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• I thank you soulalonegirl!!! (((HUG))) +6

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  by -NUNYA-- on November 16th, 2009

• Thanks for the hug!

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  by soulalonegirl on November 16th, 2009

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• BUAHAHAHAHA!

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  by Penny The Wise on April 8th, 2007

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• lol What if you get points though? Wouldn't that make it the truth, so you would get 2 truths?

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  by Penny The Wise on April 2nd, 2007

• exactly

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  by Harro Mique on April 2nd, 2007

• *shrug* It's good though :P

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  by Penny The Wise on April 3rd, 2007

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• Hey, cool, I'm both...

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  by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on March 31st, 2007

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• Ooh good one! Especially since you are anon.

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  by Penny The Wise on March 30th, 2007

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• ...too easy!

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  by Carmella on March 30th, 2007

• Oooooh Mysterious!

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  by Penny The Wise on March 30th, 2007

• @Carmella: LOL ;) @P42: A little mystery is good ;)

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  by PrettyPirate on March 30th, 2007

• Definately!

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  by Penny The Wise on March 30th, 2007

• @P42: It's definitely harder than I thought it would be to NOT be obvious about it. Stealth is not something I'm very good at :|

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  by PrettyPirate on March 30th, 2007

• Me too! Why do you think I haven't answered yet?! lol

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  by Penny The Wise on March 30th, 2007

• LOL! OOOH! Do you have a crush, too?!

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  by PrettyPirate on March 30th, 2007

• Oh, hehe. No I mean't I don't have any stealth. I don't want everyone to know exactly which one is which :P

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  by Penny The Wise on March 30th, 2007

• Ahhh, I see. Go on! Be brave!

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  by PrettyPirate on March 30th, 2007

• I'm thinking of something reeealy good. This may take some more thought... Maybe I'll get a cup of tea and think this through.

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  by Penny The Wise on March 30th, 2007

• So many have a crush on me, how do I let P-P down gently :-p

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  by steelhamster@aol.com on March 30th, 2007

• ROFL.

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  by PrettyPirate on March 30th, 2007

• Are you gonna tell us, P2? I bet it's Mr. Maxwell, huh? I knew it. Good luck.

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  by Jodie44 on March 31st, 2007

• HOW DID YOU GUESS? O_O

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  by PrettyPirate on March 31st, 2007

• Can you go on MSN?
  

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  by Jodie44 on March 31st, 2007

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• Thanks DudeLer2!!! +6

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  by -NUNYA-- on November 18th, 2009

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• Oh gawd! I hope it was the purple orb that is the truth!

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  by Penny The Wise on November 23rd, 2009

• You are pondering in the right direction. Fortunately for my toe. :P

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  by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2009

• lol!!

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  by Penny The Wise on November 29th, 2009

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• My opinion (which is what I think about it) isn't a lie, it's my opinion.

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  by Penny The Wise on March 30th, 2007

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