by Anonymous on November 20th, 2009

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Why the hell do some guys not respect the unwritten law of the urinals? You should stand as far away from any other guy as possible... not stand next to one.

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  • by Grant aka Guybrush Threepwood on November 20th, 2009

    Grant aka Guybrush Threepwood

    why are you so insecure as to have it bother you so much when another guy stands next to you?
    is your masculinity so weak or is your ego so big that you need at least 5 feet between you & another male?
    what are you afraid of? that they'll take one look at your apparently enormous penis & promptly molest you, regardless of their orientation because all men must be gay for you?

    get over it. seriously. you're behaving like a crazy macho man with no common sense.

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  • by buxtonite ..slowly losing my mind on November 20th, 2009

    buxtonite ..slowly losing my mind

    Sorry but if I feel the need to take a leak then I take a leak... I don't get out a bloody tape measure first to make sure I have 5 foot all around me before I go

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  • by Anonymous on November 20th, 2009

    Anonymous

    Yeah I dunno KoolKool.
    +5

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  • by iwnit on November 21st, 2009

    iwnit

    1) Urinal laws are written with urine in snow. It melts after a time.

    Why should only girl want to go there accompanied?

    Most seriously: some guys are against rules of any kind. Others are gay. And still others don't care.


    2) Actually, those rules have been written:

    "Apparently women’s public toilets are quite nice places where people have a general chitty-chat. But men’s public toilets are places of fear and suspicion. If somebody speaks in a male toilet, it is practically the start of World War III. I suppose this is because the chances of being buggered are much lower in a women’s toilet.

    The rules are fairly simple:
    1. No eye contact
    2. Don’t use a urinal if it’s next to a urinal that somebody else is using unless it is strictly necessary to do so
    3. Never, under any circumstances, speak — not even to a good friend

    They are kind of unspoken rules. You don’t even consciously follow the rules. You only become aware of the rules when somebody breaks them. This happens a lot in pubs. Picture it. I’m standing there taking a leak, and some drunkard comes in making some small talk about the weather or something as though we were in the queue at Tesco rather than holding our penises.

    The thing to do here is to finish your piss as quickly as possible, and do everything in your power to end the conversation quickly. There’s no time to wash your hands. Just go. As quickly as possible. Inform your friends of the man who started a conversation in the toilets. Everybody agrees that it’s just not on."
    Source and further information:
    http://doctorvee.co.uk/2006/09/17/urinal-etiquette/

    Further information:
    "Male Restroom Etiquette"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw

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  • by tary jon little on November 20th, 2009

    tary jon little

    Cuss its not cool.

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  • by Kewl Guy - has gone 360 on November 20th, 2009

    Kewl Guy - has gone 360

    unless your looking for a nice cock to suck

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  • by Luca_F on April 3rd, 2011

    Luca_F

    i dont think it matters everyone has a right 2 any urinal they choose, thats why they are there if you werent supposed 2 pee next 2 someone there would be an empty space there insted of a urinal, they are there for peeing so let him pee where he wants.

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  • by AnonymousGirl on November 20th, 2009

    AnonymousGirl

    Maybe they just don't care because taking a piss and getting out of there as fast as possible is just more important to them at the time.

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  • by sdbeachboy on March 25th, 2011

    sdbeachboy

    Some guys don't put that much thought into it. They see an open urinal and go for it.

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