What is your favorite golfer's joke? Here is the best one I've ever heard!

The funniest I ever heard is, unfortunately, far too long to write out. So here's the last part:

"Honey, if I die and you remarry, will you also give her my golf clubs?"

"No. She's left handed."

Don't know if this is a golf joke, but it does have golf in it :-)

A golfer was in really big trouble when he forgot
his wedding anniversary. His wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in our driveway for me that goes 0 to 200 in 2 seconds flat!"

So the next morning his wife finds a small package
in the driveway. She opened it and found a
brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been
arranged for Saturday at his favorite golf course.

Funny Cotton! +5 Best, Jonathan

thats funny as hell!
Hole In One

As a young man, Norton was an exceptional golfer. At the age of 26, however, he decided to become a priest, and joined a rather peculiar order. He took the usual vows of poverty,chastity, but his order also required that he quit golf and never play again. This was particularly difficult for Norton, but he agreed and was finally ordained a priest.

One Sunday morning, the Reverend Father Norton woke up and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.
So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and convinced him to say Mass for him that day.

As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish.

Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church!

At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going to let him get away with this, are you?"

The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not.

"Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole. It was a 420 yard hole in one!

St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did you let him do that?"

The Lord smiled and replied,"Who is he going to tell?"

A golfer hits a wicked slice off the tee that ricochets through the trees and into the next fairway, narrowly missing another golfer.

When the first golfer gets to his ball, he is greeted by his unintended victim, who angrily tells him of the near miss.

"I'm sorry, I didn't have time to yell fore," says the poor golfer.

"that's funny", replies the other guy, "because you had plenty of time to yell Sh*t!"