I am in the process of frying chicken. One of them just smiled at me. What would you suggest for me to do?

I've always been considering checking into a mental institution. There's one 3 miles down the road called The Black Asylum.

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by Anonymous on November 18th, 2009

No. I'm cooking these babies at 212 degrees. That would earn me 3rd degree burns.

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by Anonymous on November 18th, 2009

Well pull them out and then punch them or just crack some eggs in front of them and hope that they are family members. Sometimes the best way to hurt "somebody" is through their loved ones. lol

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by Self Consuming Cannibal on November 18th, 2009

You're right. Thanks.

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by Anonymous on November 18th, 2009

You're welcome. I'm glad I could help.
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by Self Consuming Cannibal on November 18th, 2009

That you did.

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by Anonymous on November 18th, 2009

Hmm...it's kinda hard to ignore. Now one of the legs are reaching out to me. I know you probably think I'm sick and twisted, but I'm telling the truth.

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by Anonymous on November 18th, 2009

It doesn't have a head. I think it was its left butt cheek that was smiling at me.

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by Anonymous on November 18th, 2009

Aha! Smoke another one. They'll all start giggling soon.

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by Anonymous on November 18th, 2009

No. Smoking never did much for me.

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by Anonymous on November 18th, 2009

I can't smile. Smiling isn't one of my best qualities. I haven't smiled say, ohhhhh...13 years. Do not judge me.

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by Anonymous on November 18th, 2009

I hope you didnt spend the last 13 years crying..

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by Kayleigh on November 18th, 2009

No, I am currently dating a reptile.

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by Anonymous on November 18th, 2009

Chicken's are a form of reptile.

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by Anonymous on November 18th, 2009

Maybe in your book but not mine.

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by Anonymous on November 18th, 2009

Reptilia, presented as a Class in our classification, includes turtles (Testudines), snakes and lizards (Lepidosauria), crocodiles and their relatives (Crocodilia), and birds (Aves), as well as a number of extinct groups. Reptiles (including birds!) are amniotes; that is, their eggs are protected from dessication and other environmental problems by an extra membrane, the amnion, not found in the first terrestrial vertebrates (amphibians). Mammals (Mammalia) are also amniotes, but they differ from reptiles in the structure of their skulls (especially the regions associated with chewing and hearing). Mammals also have hair and feed their young with milk produced by modified skin glands (mammary glands).

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by Anonymous on November 18th, 2009

@ Reptilia: You should always cite your material.

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by Anonymous on November 18th, 2009

I usually do - but given the ridiculousness of this entire conversation, I didn't see the need.

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by Anonymous on November 18th, 2009

Well, you were ridiculous enough to answer it.

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by Anonymous on November 18th, 2009

Now you're attacking me, personally? OK "Anonymous". Way to show the intellect there.

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by Anonymous on November 18th, 2009