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by Anonymous on November 15th, 2009
Lady says to Churchill, "You're drunk."
Churchill replies, "And you're ugly, but tomorrow I'll be sober."
Lady says to Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea."
Churchill replies, "And if you were my wife I would drink it."
How do you like your eggs? Fried or fertilized?
by Amelia_143 on January 10th, 2012
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if we have wings...can we fly???
by Anshuman_K on December 6th, 2011
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How many times can one repeat the same gag and still have it be funny? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBoTEZxWkec
by Piano Player on December 9th, 2011
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Ever pretended to laugh with, as you laughed at?
by Random on December 26th, 2011
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What is the funniest error message you ever saw?
by XT on January 3rd, 2012
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