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by Moongrim on November 16th, 2009
The fact that you've made your intentions clear on a public forum indicates that you're not smart enough to not get caught.
Guaranteed, F.B.I. has your number by now.
by PrivateGomerSpooner on November 16th, 2009
Do you know which end of a gun a bullet comes out of? If the answer is yes, then you can become an assassin, if you don't, then take up stamp collecting.
by Takei-Shihan on November 15th, 2009
... be a low payed, short life span, "trigger squeezer" with very few clients ...
... join a gang with lots of rivals ...
by Adz3r0 on November 16th, 2009
Stop being so damned lazy! Any assassin worth his salt learns how to curve a bullet in a month. Start there.
...douche.
by OldCW wears The COAT of the Cosmos on November 16th, 2009
You need to lie down until the effects of the stupidity pill you just took wears off.
After the romantic notions of being a high living fabulously paid suave assassin wear off, put your name badge back on and go back to your day job. Try being a good person that people respect. Be a positive force in the world. Let somebody else venture over to the Dark Side.
by Theophilous on December 22nd, 2009
If I wish to become an assassin without any special training or being in a boot camp what are my options?
To accomplish your goal you need to do the following.
1 Get on a plane to Israel.
2 Take a bus to Gaza City.
3 Go to the local Hamas headquarters. If you can’t find that then go to the biggest mosque you can find. A mosque has those pointy thing next to them and a guy shouts a bunch of stuff several times a day from one. Just follow the noise.
4 Find the guy in charge. He is easy to spot, as he has a beard and his head is wrapped in a big ace bandage.
5 Tell him you are there to help get rid of the “Zionist occupiers”. They will give you a nifty new vest and a heavy coat.
6 You will then be driven to a crowded place. Go mingle with the locals, but don’t show off your new vest or they will be jealous.
7 Say the magic secret words “allah hu akbar”. This is important. Because it means “Hey everybody, watch this!!!” I guaranty that if you shout that loud enough, every one will be looking your way.
8 Press the button on the vest or wait for the cell phone call.
9 Collect your reward. You will be promised a big house, lots of liquor, and 72 dark eyed women you can have sex with. Oh and you can pick 60 of your closest friends and family to join you.
by Hardcore Conservative on November 16th, 2009
Stick to playstation.
by downtide on November 16th, 2009
Legally, and practically, you have no options. Being an assassin is illegal, and without any special training or an extensive military background, you wouldn't survive five minutes.
by The Anonymous Witch on November 16th, 2009
become christian http://www.evilbible.com/Murder.htm
by Japan on May 31st, 2010
I could train you. Lol you would be surpirsed on what I know. P
What are blockades?
by Answerbag Staff on January 13th, 2010
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Anyone else hate it when marines seperate themselves from the rest of the military?
by SwingMusician on February 2nd, 2011
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So now that they repealed "don't ask don't tell", will the military be getting "faaaabulouth" new uniform designs?
by Have A Nice Day on April 29th, 2011
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What happens when a drill sergeant gets flipped off during Basic Training?
by Running, Fall Up on June 2nd, 2011
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Should they have kept "don't ask don't tell"?
by Have A Nice Day on April 29th, 2011
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I was referring to being a legal assassin if there is such a thing.
by Gross on December 5th, 2009
Check out C.I.A.
https://www.cia.gov/careers/index.html
by Moongrim on December 6th, 2009
Oh yes! That's very good! I didn't think of that. How do you know so much? I mean I read your answers and you just know so much more than people maybe everyone here. Did you take much college?
by Gross on December 6th, 2009
School of Hard Knocks, and some college yes.
by Moongrim on December 7th, 2009