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by Ambrose the Colossal Praying Mantis on November 11th, 2009
The one that springs to mind is "there's so much inbreeding in that family, even the dog's got a club foot" (Vivian Stanshall - "Sir Henry at Rawlinson End").
by jls on January 7th, 2011
You know what they say about shotgun weddings, they are a case of wife or death.
by Isaac on January 31st, 2011
"I went on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again!" - Tim Vine
by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on January 31st, 2011
I'm sure i dont know what you mean.
by Simply Pengu on January 8th, 2011
that's what she said
by My_2cents on January 7th, 2011
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
http://www.onelinerz.net/top-100-funny-one-liners/
by ALF - Gordon Shumway on January 8th, 2011
"I started with nothing and still have most of it left."
Ever pretended to laugh with, as you laughed at?
by Random on December 26th, 2011
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Could I have a snew?
by Derf on December 6th, 2011
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if we have wings...can we fly???
by Anshuman_K on December 6th, 2011
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How many times can one repeat the same gag and still have it be funny? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBoTEZxWkec
by Piano Player on December 9th, 2011
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If I fail an IQ test, paternity test, personality test, and blood test all in the same week, does that mean I'm really stupid?
by Ailurophile on December 13th, 2011
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Comments
Not political correct in this day and age. But, plus 6 points.
by Rollie on November 11th, 2009
Sir Henry would have fed the politically correct to the hounds. Thanks Rollie.
by Ambrose the Colossal Praying Mantis on November 12th, 2009
Right, different time and place!!
by Rollie on November 12th, 2009
If you want a real taste of British eccentricity without a silencer on it, check out http://www.rawlinsonend.org.uk
by Ambrose the Colossal Praying Mantis on November 13th, 2009