ANSWERS: 39
  • Kiss them.
  • Tell them that they talk too much perhaps.
  • Gooose em when they are in the middle of a sentence.
  • Turn around and walk away ... +5
  • Duct Tape :-) +5
  • Tell em you have the swine flu and start to cough, they will leave.
  • punch them in the throat
  • Use glue to glue it to people mouth.
  • Cover their mouth.
  • Blam-Blam-Blam!
  • Put on your music head phones.
  • Say "Zip it" everytime they start talking. They'll stop and start talking again, say "zip it" again. LOL!!
  • give them a reebok enema...or a nike tonsilectomy...
  • Walk away.
  • Rub their hair while whispering preety repeatedly.
  • Marry them.
  • I usually fake a heart attack or sudden death. Of course, that only works for a minute then they start talking again--maybe yelling. ...OMG remember that GREAT line Kevin Kline says to Michael Palin (who can't stop talking) in Fierce Creatures, when he has a gun to his head and keeps telling him to Shut UP? He flips out and shouts "You'd rather talk than LIVE, wouldn't you?!"
  • Tell them to use less words but make them more pracise. I hate talking. If I talk it is pretty brief and to the point. Sometimes I go out with the girls and its like blabity blah blah and like 3 people are all talking at the same time, but all about different stuff to each other and it doesnt really make much sense. Then when I actually do wanna say somethng, I get cut off. Ah...drives me nuts. BUT... Usually I just say hang on chill hun....take a breath and wrap it up in a few words. And my daughter and nephew are always talking to me...BLAH BLAH BLAH. I just tell them to THINK MORE, SPEAK LESS. lol.... My mom talks ALOT Im on the phone with her for about an hour but only say about 15 words. Her though I just listen, but eventually say I havta go cuz the kids need "stuff" Dont get me wrong I like people speaking but, not alot...and about the same stuff Ive already heard before. so really all wrapped up thats what to say. "Tell me everything wrapped up in a few words" but say it with concern if its absolutely needed.
  • Talk back badder till they or yourself gets killed
  • Just about one and a half inches of knifeblade under an ear? ;-)
  • Walk away from them.
  • i say excuse me which usually shuts the person up to see what i did not understand the 1st time around.
  • start screaming & take your clothes off.
  • Depends on what you mean by best. The quickest and most effective way is to shoot them. I would just start screaming for no apparent reason though.
  • I will respond it in a different way to the person and in between i will tell off the person ,no doubt it is offensive but i will shut the person big mouth.
  • You can say "Shut up!" or more politely "Could You shut up?" You can walk away... and if they start following You, look at them in a cold way and say with a cold voice: "Do You want something from me?" (works in other situations also.) You can cover their mouth. Say a bit angry: "You are interrupting me!" Bored: "You are boring me. Go away." Irritated: "You are starting to piss me off." . Hitting, kicking or killing them might also solve the problem. . You can check this one too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyWsFfd9pqE
  • Unsubscribe. And go to another question on AB.
  • A .45 calibre slug. : )
  • Walk away, don't be there, if they continue to talk to themselves, well thats another subject.
  • Fart...When someone farts, people tend to shut their mouths. +5
  • Of course, it depends a lot on WHO the person is, and what the circumstances ARE... Doubtless, if your Boss is a blabber mouth, it could be a bit challenging to SHUT THEM UP AND you do not necessarily want to PISS THEM OFF being rude, just because you are fed up with their constant chatter... Likewise, if it is a child or your spouse, there could be strong and unhappy ramifications to puking your dismay at their babble all over them... you don't necessarily WANT to hurt their feelings, you just want a little piece and quiet. For an adult who is not outlining some procedure you need to follow at work....but truly suffocating you with banal chatter... I would probably present something of a blank face...then when allowed to get a word in edgewise...proclaim..."Oh I'm sorry, I haven't even been able to listen to you as much as you deserve, I have so much on my mind right now...Would you forgive me, I have to go and figure this out!" OR...in a worst case situation..."I must be honest with you, I am really uncomfortable discussing (as if it were a discussion eh?) this topic with you, I don't like talking about other people this way at all. So, I need to put a stop to it now." Exit stage right...and if they continue..."Please, I don't wish to hear anymore about this." For a child...TRY TO LISTEN with some degree of care. They grow up quickly and someday they will NOT be willing to spend their time talking to you...or listening. After a reasonable amount of time, suggest either that they help you with something they probably will not want to do..or put on some music and tell them it is time to unwind with music now. If it is your spouse or partner in love...tread carefully, they are likely to be the most offended that you might prefer QUIET to their sharing their day and all the news that came with it. You may have to compromise...after all in partnership one rather expects to be heard and to listen...you may need to indulge them for a bit, before you speak of the excessively tiring day you just had...and own that you would be far better company if you took some QUIET TIME alone now.
  • duct tape works for most hostage situations
  • move away from them(diplomatic way) Or tell them to shut up
  • Single round 9mm in back of neck, Russian prison-style.
  • Say "Your hair's on fire!" Then as they try to put out the invisable fire, you run away. Might not go down too well but it'd be quite funny.
  • Put earphones on and play loud music. It may not stop him, but you can have a good time in the meantime.
  • stop listening?
  • punch them in the throat
  • Pretend that your cell phone is ringing in your pocket or your purse and say that you have to answer it because it may be your mother and you have to go and pick her up from the train station

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