by Bleuxbell on November 11th, 2009

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What are 5 things you have always wanted to say to your employer?

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  • by spooner on November 11th, 2009

    spooner

    1- It's just time for you to retire, your dementia is making things worse.

    2- Your son died over 10 years ago, it's time to get over it, at least stop taking the anniversary day off. It's MORBID!

    3- Your evaluations are complete bull, you pull that stuff out of your butt! If you didn't you'd have actual names to give along with the complaints.

    4- Really, supplies DON'T come out of your pocket, we should be able to buy pencils, pens and highliters.

    5- You are a judgmental, narcissistic, childish wench, I can't wait til you RETIRE!

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  • by CuddleBug247 on November 11th, 2009

    CuddleBug247

    1) I hate how you Argue with eachother infront of us All the time

    2) To my Male Employer: You remind me of an old turtle sir. Sometimes I want to throw vegitables at you just to humor myself.. To my female employer: The way you do your hair reminds me of a peacock.. and when your argue (See #1 ) your hair sways back and forth.. I always wonder how much hairspary you use, would love to try a lighter...

    3)I think its funny how you can be so nice to someone who breaks the rules for the 100th time and let them get away with it, but yet when someone you dont really like does it, you fire them....

    4)Do you ever get tired of having people kiss your ass? Do you not realize that you sir only get your "Shell Polished" because you sign the checks? And Mrs. Peacock, (you killed your hair in the bathroom with the hairspray, for the win!) Talk more crap about everyone behind their back then a highschooler.

    5)Iknow Mr. Turtle that you can afford your nice Zippy cars (Speedy Turtle) but please stop bringing a different one to work everyday.. No one Cares.... Your still slow...

    Ok thats it.. :)

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  • by Steak Sauce Hoss on November 11th, 2009

    Steak Sauce Hoss

    1. quit disguising your commands as "favors."
    2. no, i don't like your daughter.
    3. that tie you were every Thursday makes you look stupid.
    4. i bet your wife would love to know about what i saw you do in the break room.
    5. your shaved head/mustache combo reminds me of a walrus.

    :)

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  • by HoboJoe on November 11th, 2009

    HoboJoe

    I don't have five things to say to my boss. But I do have six words to say. "Take this job and shove it".

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  • by HeavySkinz on November 11th, 2009

    HeavySkinz

    1- What do you do all day?
    2- Are you insane?
    3- Why are there more managers than workers?
    4- Why has there never been a promotion here?
    5- Get over yourself.

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