by Mastodon on November 10th, 2009

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What is the funniest no trespassing sign you have ever seen?

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  • by Megan on November 10th, 2009

    Megan

    Is there life after death? trespass here and find out

    No solicitors trespassers will be killed and eaten

    No solicitors no newspapers no nothing no kidding

    No trespassing unless you can run 1500 feet per second

    WARNING pit bull with aids

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  • by - MojoThunder - on November 10th, 2009

    - MojoThunder -

    Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

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  • by mother earth on November 10th, 2009

    mother earth

    A while back we visited a drive thru wild animal habitat. Sign on the gate said "Trespassers will be eaten!"

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  • by tcbtom on November 10th, 2009

    tcbtom

    No trespassing-the dog can make it to the fence in 3 seconds-can you?

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  • by The Anonymous Witch on November 10th, 2009

    The Anonymous Witch

    we shoot every 3rd trespasser ... the 2nd one just left .

    or .... enter at own risk .... leave at my discression.

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  • by iCringe 4 Love on November 10th, 2009

    iCringe 4 Love

    Sign said "anyone body catch tresspassing would be shoot on sight"

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  • by raylrodr on November 10th, 2009

    raylrodr

    No Hunting, No Fishing....Tresspassers will get a ass whooping. (hand painted sign, of course)

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  • by CaptainHarley adores his life penguin on November 10th, 2009

    CaptainHarley adores his life penguin

    "Perpetrators will be violated."


    "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again!" : )

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  • by Your sisters cute friend on November 10th, 2009

    Your sisters cute friend

    http://www.clumsycrooks.com/media/files10/pictures/warning___trespassers_will_be_prostituted.jpg

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  • by Takei-Shihan on November 10th, 2009

    Takei-Shihan

    "Warning!
    Beware of
    NRA lawyer!
    __________
    Trespassers
    will be shot!
    Survivors will
    be prosecuted!

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  • by Sandman on November 10th, 2009

    Sandman

    Trespassers will be violated.

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  • by Nick on November 10th, 2009

    Nick

    I saw a nice one that read "Dachshunds at Large!", with the appropriate symbol of a cute little sausage dog.

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  • by Thumper on November 10th, 2009

    Thumper

    This Property is Protected by Smith and Wesson.

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  • by debodun on November 10th, 2009

    debodun

    No Trespassing. All prosecutors will be violated.

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  • by Tom on November 10th, 2009

    Tom

    Down by the Mexican border I saw a sign that had a caricature of a male Mexican - sombrero and the big curly mustache, and it had that red iconic "no" thing over it, you kinow, the red circle with the slanted line through it.

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  • by LarryH54 on November 10th, 2009

    LarryH54

    "Never mind the dog, beware of owner!"

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  • by HARDHIT on December 7th, 2009

    HARDHIT

    GUN OWNER WITH ALL PAPERWORK !

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  • by Guy Gray on November 10th, 2009

    Guy Gray

    Forget the dog, beware of owner!

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  • by MoiBein on November 10th, 2009

    MoiBein

    Beware of SKUNK!

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