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by jokerblue on November 11th, 2009
one word : poison.
i have no clue how you'll get your hands on it but it's painless. exept for the pricking of the needle. one way is to go around killing people and plead guilty to the charges. free shot to death.
by Dr.help on November 9th, 2009
hey please dont kill your self and just tell meh why you wanna kill yourself
by pedal junky on November 9th, 2009
use a longer drop when hanging.tie the right knot and it will snap the neck instantly,best of luck.
by Uniden on November 9th, 2009
Don't do it. Just release whatever is troubling you on a priest or a pastor. This world sucks, I know. But don't do it. Please...
by randomness - is now a Maestro on November 9th, 2009
Hanging doesn't work well. It's reasonably quick if you do it correctly, but most people don't, and they end up hanging by their necks for a long time before they die, or completely ripping their heads off. I don't recommend it.
by tmama1 on November 28th, 2010
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Personally i suggest the Awesome. Rather than a noose made of rope, use piano wire. Glue your hands to your head, and jump. When they find your body, it will appear as though you ripped off your own head. And the slicing effect will kill you immediately
by Sodapop on November 9th, 2009
Suicide isn't something to just talk about. i lost my mother to suicide and I hate it when people say they're going to do it.
My mother never told anyone she was going to kill herself, she just did it. I think you need some help if you are even considering it.
by kittykat2305 on November 16th, 2009
depends on the type of meds you can get your hands on, I have heard insulin will do the trick and I don't think it would show up in most blood panels if you are worried about insurance matters for family. However it might turn out that you are insulin resistant and it might not work, plus it will make you shakey.
You don't want to take to much of some antidepressents, like the ones in the same family as Zoloft, it will make you twitch horribly and it will feel like your heart is going to explode, it's scary. Can always step infront of a speeding car, but it might not work. any of the bleeding ones will be painful, and wrists aren't really reliable, you can cut all the way to the bone and barely have the strength and movement in the one to do the other.
I would have to say the best way would be take some good quality sleeping pills and sit in your car with the engine running in the garage. Works esp well if you have an older vehicle. Carbon monoxide works well, alone but you get a weird tingly/numbness feeling and it can cause a bad headache so the sleeping pills would make it where you are asleep for the uncomfortable part.
However you would also probably want to consider who is going to find you and what that would do to them, so maybe heading to the desert with a gun would be the best way, then you are doing a two for one, doing what you want and feeding the animals that might not otherwise have a meal.
But then again, you might want to stick around for a while, things might get better, or at the least don't do it around the holidays that is so cliched and kind of not nice for your family and friends to ruin their holiday. And if you hang around until Christmas you can watch David Tennants final episodes of Doctor Who, and you might find you like Matt Smith as Eleven to stick around a little longer to watch the next season and after that you might find yourself happier and would have missed it if you offed yourself now.
Either way, good luck and I hope things work out for the best.
by motivated on October 28th, 2010
Haha you are worried about pain in said situation? DISCOMFORT? Wow bro, what a trollish question considering how many 12 year old's hang themselves from bullying or slit their wrists, or even worse. DISCOMFORT? You fuckin troll what a mockery of a question to the idea of suicide and the anguish that causes it and does cause to others.
How many suicides occur at Hoover Dam a year?
by Answerbag Staff on July 7th, 2010
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I don't know how to live anymore. how do I end it? none of my friends want to listen either.
by resource82 on January 21st, 2012
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i tool a od one 32 paracetamol about a year ago and drunk abit of antifreeze about 6 moth ago went hospit
by Reece_W3186 on January 17th, 2012
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Is smoking related to suicide?
by Answerbag Staff on March 15th, 2010
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What are the causes of depresssion?
by Answerbag Staff on January 5th, 2010
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yea i was thinking heroin. according to pepole talking to if you overdose on heroin you go to sleep, go deeper into sleep. your breathing begins to slow down more and more, and everything just shuts down. plus i've heard that the feeling right before you go to sleep from people who have overdosed is the best feeling in the world, because your taking so much of the drug. they say it's so increadible they can't put it in words. but being revived is absolute hell. but oh well. i'm not going to, i just was curious.
by Anonymous on November 11th, 2009