- NEW!
by killdrphil - reasonable for a madman on November 9th, 2009
You all women are the ones that leave the most shit around the inside rim though. That's a proven fact.
by sm00z on November 9th, 2009
Give the guy a wide neck funnel to pee with and there won't be any more splatters.
by Tania Lue on November 9th, 2009
Females don't have to do anything! it is not your duty to clean anything, except for your own benefit and cleanliness.
Never let people assign you "gender roles" of what you are, or are not supposed to do because you are female.
Good for you!
by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on November 9th, 2009
You go girl....i haven't cleaned a toilet since I can remember....i'll have to use this question as my excuse, sounds better than ...."I did too clean the toilet"...which sits molding away in the dark cobwebbed corner....
by pouncey on November 9th, 2009
Oh good luck with that :D. I don't even clean the toilet my dad does.
by allzee on November 9th, 2009
Cleaning the shitter and polishing the helmet is woman's work.
by Keysha on November 9th, 2009
When it comes to women, most men can't CLEAN anything...
Right.
by AntigoneRising on November 9th, 2009
Females don't have to be the toilet cleaner. In fact, my fiance prefers to be the one to clean the toilets. He doesn't want me to be doing it. In practice, I still clean the toilets. They are unacceptably dirty to me long before he notices a problem.
by Sharona Life is a Tale Told by an Idiot on November 9th, 2009
I've been blessed to live with clean men who clean the toilets too. Except my dad, but he did so many other tasks that he deserved to have a toilet cleaned by me.
by sooz74 on November 9th, 2009
I took a similar stance once. Unfortunately my partner at the time did not have the same standards when it came to a clean toilet and the filth factor eventually wore me down! I think it would work better if there are 2 bathrooms, one being reserved for use by only yourself and guests!
by Anonymous on November 9th, 2009
If you clean every time he has to make it up to you. So the next time you find something to clean in the toilet charge him (not money - it can be something nice he has to make for you.. use your imagination) - it's the same when you park your car where you shouldn't park your car and you get a ticket for it, with the difference that you decide what will be written IN the ticket! Enjoy! ;)
by AnnieB on November 9th, 2009
Because we are the ones who sit in the pee after it splatters if we don't clean it up...I'd rather not sit in pee.
by Galeanda on November 9th, 2009
My husband doesn't minds cleaning it at all. But what I really appreciate about him is that he never stands when using a toilet in a residence so there is never any chance to get something dirty that shouldn't be. And he also then, never lifts up the seat and leaves it that way :-) I have so appreciated this little thing he does. He also always closes the lid so we're not looking down into that wet hole.
by Big Dan on November 10th, 2009
Women tend to get shit all over the place when they go to crap. It ends up on the floor, the toilet seat, the TP dispenser, everywhere! After 13 years as a Sanitation Engineer, let me tell you: women shouldn't even be allowed to defecate indoors.
by Anonomous on November 10th, 2009
Hear Hear NUNYA! I support this strike.
by jbrecken on November 10th, 2009
In general, the one who cares the most about something being clean is the one who ends up cleaning it. That is quite frequently the female.
by tempus on November 10th, 2009
I clean the toilet too and I don't splatter pee all over the place. +5
by Nancy on November 10th, 2009
I officially gave up that job in one of the bathrooms because I don't use it; but the two men do. I let them know, it's up to them to clean it! I have to remind them of course, and it seems my son is the one that gets the jobs I won't do!
by Anonymous on November 9th, 2009
That's an outrage NUNYA! Guys can be slobs, perhaps (i.e. "lazy")? I clean my splattered toilets with a vengeance; no stain goes untreated and all vanish before I am done. :)
by Freedom00 on November 9th, 2009
You have a point there NUNYA about men leaving a mess. If you left it up to the men to clean the toilet, though, it would probably not get done.
+5
by Thriftymaid on November 9th, 2009
You go girl!
by A chillin buttercup on November 9th, 2009
Let's face it, if it was left to the guys to clean then I doubt I would want to use it! :0)
by ThatGuyTed on November 9th, 2009
Females don't have to be the one who clean the toilets. I clean mine regularly, on Sunday while doing the laundry. However when my GF visits is rarely acceptable to her. Not it isn't sprinkled with pee, or covered with pubes dried on with piss, it just has the occasional streak from when the umm... swirling of the high fiber log of doom that always seems to hit the center of the whirlpool sideways, and folds in half. But every Sat. it gets a good brushing and a squirt of Dy-D-Bowl.
Maybe the complaints haven't been specific enough. When I hear "Clean the toilet" I think of the saturday deep cleaning, that takes a good 10-15 minutes. What a Lady might appreciate more is a quick 30 second drying after one of those times where the urine stream is, well, taking more than one direction, or "Shotgunning" droplets around.
by Mister Sister on November 9th, 2009
If you've got a man who doesn't help with the household chores, start by dirtying ALL the dishes in the house and pile them in the sink; then when you need to cook something for yourself,(and yourself ONLY), take the dishes you need out of the sink, wash them, and when your done put them right back in the sink, DIRTY. After a week, if the message doesn't get across, pee and take a dump on his side of the bed and when he complains just say,"What's the big deal? I thought you were into crappy messes!
by Brian on November 9th, 2009
I think in some situations women have higher standards of cleanliness than some men do, so that the woman feels compelled to clean the toilet before the man even notices that it needs cleaning.
So I think in those cases there might not be an expectation that the woman has to clean the toilet, it's just that she prefers a cleaner toilet than he does.
If you have a male living with you, I don't see any reason why he can't clean it to your standards to balance the household work load.
by Millenium - The Mysterious M. . . GONE! on November 9th, 2009
NOONZ. . . . . . . . .no one can MAKE you do anything you DON'T want to do. . . . .as an adult! And if they "try". . . . . . .get RID of them!
by Sir Mikey phyliss 3rd cousin on November 9th, 2009
If thats the case, than Im getting ripped off because I am always the one to clean the toilet!!:)
by Blackberry. on November 9th, 2009
In a real relationship, I think chores should be equal, so if you aren't cleaning the toilet, take a different chore. And FYI: women can still leave 'skidmarks'.
by azlotto on November 9th, 2009
I don't mind cleaning the toilet...I cleaned em yesterday.
+5
by Tormento on November 9th, 2009
i was trained not to pee all over the seat or anything like that, since i was raised with that character i say it is not fair that you are treated like that. when i get older i will never treat my wife like that. good for you, women are not maids.
by good squarel on November 9th, 2009
Yah, but it doesn't smell. Just get angry and then they will be generous in making sure it only smells.
by TERRYTUKER on November 9th, 2009
you will after it starts to stink
by R U Sirius on November 9th, 2009
You do have a point. Sometimes when I pee it's like a unmanned firehose but it's like..... I would'nt ever not attempt to clean it up.....she just asks that I don't use the good linens to do it.
by buttkisses on November 9th, 2009
I feel ya!! I went on strike too once upon a time, and I broke long before they did. The toilet was so freaking nasty I couldn't use it. Good luck in your quest. =) Hopefully it will work for you.
by Mountain Momma on November 10th, 2009
You go girl!=D
by bolwerk on November 10th, 2009
I installed a urinal in my bathroom. My wife loves cleaning it.
by tapooz on November 11th, 2009
Not me! I pee sitting down... doctor ordered me not to lift anything heavy!
by Anonymous on June 30th, 2010
Like any guy really cares if the toilet is clean.
by Haywood Jablowme on November 10th, 2009
you going through the change?
Are you good at drinking toilet water
by FartyMcFart on November 22nd, 2011
| 1 person likes this
How would you feel when your toilet bowl won't flush?
by WABOO on July 11th, 2011
| 5 people like this
Guys , be honest , do you use your sock to quickly wipe small dribbles in front of the toilet . ?? be honest now . ;-)
by The Anonymous Witch on August 9th, 2009
| 1 person likes this
Females, how in the world do you miss the toilet when you pee??
by kewlzez on May 30th, 2011
| 3 people like this
Do you think of me when your toilet overflows?
by Weylon on December 11th, 2011
| 3 people like this
You're reading My whole life it has been left up to the female of the house to clean the toilet!!! Why do females have to clean the toilet when we are NOT the ones that SPLATTER pee all over the place? I'm officially DONE cleaning the toilet in my house!
Your favorite Q&A site is on Facebook! Become a fan to connect with the ever-growing community of Answerbaggers, share your thoughts and find out what Answerbag's up to next!
Comments
My God. There must be a woman hiding in my bathroom!
by Ambrose the Colossal Praying Mantis on November 9th, 2009
Thanks killdrphil!!! +6
by -NUNYA-- on November 9th, 2009