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by Sharona Life is a Tale Told by an Idiot on November 9th, 2009
Awww. They are probably lonely. Have another cocktail and have a dance with that poor heavy set middle ager.
by Old School on November 9th, 2009
1) (Most) women like to dance.
2) People tend to get heavier as they get older.
3) Middle-aged people generally do not have the time or inclination to go out dancing.
4) Weddings are a good excuse for people who like to dance to do so.
Simple, no?
by puzzled on November 9th, 2009
That's the bride!
by Blackberry. on November 9th, 2009
You notice trivial things for no reason? Have you ever been to a bar or club? There are a lot of people of all sizes that are drunk and wanting to dance. A wedding is a celebratory event.
by puzzled on November 9th, 2009
So no ageing Don Juan's 5'4" and thats their waist size as well, with black hair slicked across their balding pate. Winking at all the bridesmaids half their age and trying to pinch their ass.
Probably the husband of the woman you see.
by Tom on November 9th, 2009
Probably the same reason either the bride or the groom has to take a piece of the cake and smear it in the other's face - tradition!
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