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by Anonymous on November 11th, 2009
My patience and tolerance for these rude, pretentious assholes that live in the same city as me.
This is what happened the other evening at the grocery store.
So I was standing in line with a cart full of shit for already 15 minutes and some guy with a couple of things in his hands cuts in front of me and says, "Sorry, I'm in a hurry." Now, if this motherfucker would have asked me politely if he could go first, I would have had no problem with it. I said, "Excuse me?" and he said, "I only have four things." I said, "I don't care. Get to the back of the line." He said, "Come on babydoll, my stuff is already here" to which I proceeded to pick up his pizza bagel bites from the belt and toss them to the floor. I said, "And now they're fucking not. Get your ass to the back of the line." He continued to try and negotiate with me and I said, "This isn't negotiable. You don't just rudely cut in front of somebody without asking. Learn some manners. Now move the rest of your shit." He then tried to flirt with me. That's when I threw the rest of his stuff on the floor. He then called me a bitch and I called him a cunt and he stormed out of the store. No freaking joke. I'm still shocked at my own behavior. I usually don't snap at people like that. I guess you shouldn't fuck with a woman on her period who's hungry and just endured an anxiety attack of the century that morning. Sweet Vanessa goes bye-bye.
by Ironhead on November 7th, 2009
The starter on my car.....$178.00 later and its back to normal....lol
by moonchild wears a COAT of shadows on November 7th, 2009
Just the hormones!!!
by Outta-here on November 7th, 2009
My life
by RosieGHM Jetpacker on November 7th, 2009
Our temperature/thermometer thingy. It was a temperature gauge, part of which was placed on the ledge in front of the window on the outside. The other part was inside. We could see what the outside temperature was as well as the inside temperature. We've had it for years and we think it had a nervous breakdown. We still use the inside one which tells us the temperature inside the house. We'll be getting a new "set". Jim is so curious..he always wants to know the temperature inside and out! :)
by Kat on November 21st, 2009
My laptop. Made me a bit frantic. I didn't know how obsessive I am about having it around. Had to go for two days without it. Not easy. I really should get a life.
by Outta-here on November 21st, 2009
Actually..I was bailing some hay...and the wire broke. LOL +5
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Comments
Wow, that guy must have a death wish! What a jerk.
I bet he won't try that again any time soon!
Love your story Vunessuh .. but sorry it happened to you.
Thanks! ++6
by Over and Out on November 11th, 2009
It's alright. I actually felt rather liberated. I haven't had to cut a bitch like that since high school when some asshole took my parking space.
I was glad I spoke up though. Usually, I let people walk all over me. I guess I'm changing. :)
by Anonymous on November 11th, 2009
I think it's great ... people only do that kind of thing when they think they can get away with it. He asked for it ..
by Over and Out on November 11th, 2009
hehe Vunessuh. How familiar that all sounds to me. People won't understand unless they have also been there!!!
by Kat on November 21st, 2009
Moral to the story.Your only human.good on ya mate.
by extinct on November 21st, 2009
Thank you. :)
by Anonymous on November 21st, 2009
Your welcome.Now get out of the way bitch coz i was here first.lmao
by extinct on November 21st, 2009
Well I am only human. As humans we can only tolerate so much. Plus, he just pissed me off on a really bad day. :)
by Anonymous on November 21st, 2009
Yes i understand.Would you like to buy a handgun?
by extinct on November 21st, 2009
You crazy? I hire people to do that kinda shit for me. ;)
by Anonymous on November 21st, 2009
Good coz i think i can help you there as well and yes i'm crazy.
by extinct on November 21st, 2009