by bettybaby on November 5th, 2009

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How often do men pay attention to their penises?

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  • by woggy on November 6th, 2009

    woggy

    I'm not sure why you're asking this question, but here goes:

    A guy is always aware of his penis. That's not to say he dwells on these thoughts.
    It's among the more vulnerable parts of his body, along with his testicles, so he learns from a young age to protect it.
    Having knowledge of this vulnerability, it makes me laugh when certain feminists say that a man uses his penis as a "weapon".
    Uh huh.

    Gotta take a leak? You'd better make sure you know where it's pointed or it'll get messy.
    Taking a bath or shower? It gets special attention. There are lots of folds and surfaces that need to be clean. There are lots of stinky things that happen down there, you need to pay attention to cleanliness.

    Everyone laughs about it, but that teenage guy is very aware of what's happening down there when that statuesque girl walks by.

    During sex? Duh....

    When he notices that in his advancing years, it doesn't respond to that lady the way it used to.

    When he notices, also in his advancing years, that it is difficult or painful to take that leak, he wonders how that digital exam will feel.
    How much of me will they cut out?
    Will laser surgery be better?
    Will it still work at all?
    Does anyone care?

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  • by Anonymous on November 19th, 2009

    Anonymous

    Just a little bit.
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  • by Randy D on November 19th, 2009

    Randy D

    Twenty-five hours a day, eight days a week.

    I can honestly state that after four decades, I've NEVER forgotten Ol' George (that's not really what I call him).

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  • by Alexander on November 5th, 2009

    Alexander

    Whenever they need to piss

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