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Thank you.
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Who shot JFK?
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Since I won't I will get Satan's messenger to tell him that you can't have me I am not worry, two fingers to ya.
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Can I see your cd/dvd collection?
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So, is the Code of the Bible real?
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I am sorry
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Thank You.!
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Long time, no see.
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Wow, what an ordeal. May I use your bathroom?
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Where's the bar?
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Hi, how's it going?
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god.. i thought u were suppose to protect ppl... THANKS FOR LETTING ME DIE!
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Can I stay?
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Are you sure I am in the right place??
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What kept me?
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G'day, how they hanging?
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How do I log on to Answerbag from here?
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Well this is awkward...
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Oops, I didn't even know that you existed!
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Hi! Can you show me my room and can I have a lot of Archie stuff? or So that's what you look like! Those cartoon shows never show how you look like! -EDIT- Actually, I would ask for super powers that wouldn't be used for anything bad. I'd would show everybody Archie and the Gang and then they would beleive me that they're real. And I'd use my super powers for other things. Archie stuff. Flying. Everything. Except for bad things. I would help others. :D
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I'm hungry, got any chicken up here?
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Bl**dy cold 'ere innit
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shalom!
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This is it?
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This is it?
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Thanks for your son!
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Thank you for accepting me in; although I had failed you so many times Your an awesome God; Your worthy to be praised; I exalt thee;;
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i love you GOD
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Whats Crackin?!
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Honestly, what the hell made you decide to send me here?
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umm i kinda bet 20 that i would get here how do i get them?
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So which REALLY came first: The Chicken, or the egg?
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hello.
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Thank you
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Thank you father for bringing me home.
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my wife is a sinner, a big sinner!!!!!!
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I don't like you to much. I mean, with the rape, the murder, the pain, you know... You're freakin' God. What's your problem?
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nice shoes
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I'll say Thank you for sending Jesus to die for my sin's. The Bible says the only way to get into Heaven is by accepting the Payment Jesus made for all sin on the cross. It says we are all sinners. Romans 3:10 As it is written, there is none righteous, no, not one. Romans 3:23 For all have sinned,and come short of the glory of God. It says no sin can enter into Heaven. Revelation 21:27 And there shall in no wise enter into it any thing that defileth, neither whatsoever worketh abomination, or maketh a lie: but they which are written in the Lamb's book of life. There has to be a death payment made for sin. Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. Jesus made that death payment. Romans 5:8 But God commendeth His love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. All we have to do is accept the payment Jesus made, nothing else. John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. Eph 2:8-9 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast. John 6:47 Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me hath everlasting life. Romans 4:5 But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness. Philippians 3:9 And be found in him, not having mine own righteousness, which is of the law, but that which is through the faith of Christ, the righteousness which is of God by faith:
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Is Elvis really dead, or alive?
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Frankly, folks, I think you'll all be so struck with awe that you'll speak when you're spoken to.
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So what the hell was all that for anyway?
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Do I get to stay?
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As an atheist I would say...oh I was wrong....
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now that my last life is over , what can i do for you to make you happy?
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It is still ok for me to use my vibrator up here?
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I missed you.
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Did I do ok ?
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Thank you!
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am damn tired of the jorney....could you get me a drink ...please
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I was told there's a heaven up in here...
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WOW, I'm here!....Talk about a long shot!
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"where the hell have you been all my life???!"
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Where's the nearest toilet ?
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Wow...you really are forgiving aren't you?
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"Wwwwhhhhyyyyy!!!!!"
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"Is the champagne chilled?"
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nothing, i wont be meeting with a man
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What'cha doing "up" here?
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Been chilling with my awesome mom?
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"Why are you naked?"
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"Why did you ever agree to do Evan Almighty? Surely it can't have been that you needed the MONEY".
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When or If one is standing in the presence of the Living God. I suspect that person would feel complete and no longer have any questions for example: A believer standing in the presence of God would probably experience something like this: John Chap 16.29 Then Jesus' disciples said, "Now you are speaking clearly and without figures of speech. 30Now we can see that you know all things and that you do not even need to have anyone ask you questions. This makes us believe that you came from God." An unbeliever would probably say something like this: John 7:46 "No one ever spoke the way this man does,"
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Do I have to go back?
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"Where's the bathroom? "
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Why me Lord? Why do I deserve to be saved by You? What have I ever done, that was worthy of Your love?
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What was your purpose for creating the Earth?
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Nice to finally meet the person on the other end of the line :)
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I would like to thank you for all you have done for me and your sacrifices;) What may I do for you?
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Simply....WHY?
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I really got a good laugh out of the Platypus... But why did you do it?
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Probably something along the lines of: Me: Hi God: Hi Me: How are you? God: I'm fine. I won't ask you the same because I already know. ...After about an hour... God: You need to leave. Me: Why? God: Because your disrupting Heaven. But we have a special place for you in Hell! Me: OK I'll just go get my stuff. God: OK ...When I get back to the gates... Me: I'll Just be off then. See you around! God: Good bye -to himsef- And good ridance! So there you have it. What I will say to God when and if I get to Heaven. Happy Hunting =]
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Can I wait by the gate for my family?
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Thanks for everything. So the duck-billed platypus...what were you thinking??
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if you're the person that caised all the sh*t in my life - i hate you too.
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Hey! where are you hiding???
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most likely will be speechless and in awe.
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GODDAMNIT! You're real!
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Hi..mixed feelings here really..just died, you know and here i am, meeting you!!
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thank you for bringing me here
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Where've you been? We could have used your help down there!
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Why did you set things up so that none of us could trully know anything about your existence, or an afterlife, and why the fairy tale Bible, what are you, mentally Ill, or just stupid?
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wait do i already know he's GOD? if not i'd say "Hi, what's your name?"
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Do you validate parking?
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"Hi. You must be God then? Wow, they were right all along!"
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"oh shit bitch! You are real? Fuuuck! How the hell did I get in here
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You don't exist
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are any of my friends here?
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what times the return flight?
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where are the girls :D
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Thanks for having me here!!
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whats the deal with bigfoot?
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can I touch your tits?
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Woops wrong floor! Where is the elevator again?
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Are you the God that gives out 72 virgins?
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hi... Where's my dady and why did you take him away? GIVE HIM BACK! *tear drop* ( although this was many years ago)
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OMG, you EXIST!
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I love you and I am truly sorry for all my sins. Amen.
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Nice place ya got here...I'll have to invite you over to my realm some day.
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