Italy takes the cake for weird laws:

In Milan, a city law requires locals to constantly be smiling or risk being fined. (Attendants at funerals and visitors to hospitals are thoughtfully exempt from said law.) In Rome, the keeping of goldfish as pets was declared cruel in 2005 and goldfish bowls were banned. We win, or lose, depending on how you look at things.

No red dresses on Pearl St. after sundown.

cant own cowboy boots unless you own a cow