What's the craziest thing that could happen right now?
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MrBLT needs to be contained
ANSWERS: 11
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i answer this question.
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Theres a knock on the door and a multibillionaire just past away and left me all his money because I was I was nice to him when everyone else was mean. Or as I'm typing this, my measurements have changed to 34- 22-34.
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You could shut up. That would be really crazy. You have way too much free time.
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A golden unicorn busts in through the window, wearing a diamond studded cock ring and singing "New York, New York". With a snort and a chuckle it lifts off with a rocket blast emiting from its ass, taking the entire building into outer space. As we near a new galaxy the unicorn puts on an apron emblazoned with "Kiss the Chef" and then goes on to start knitting a three armed sweater for its pet snake. We touch down on a planet made of marshmallow and "Seinfeld" dvds, the sun here smells of fresh linen. "Welcome to Hell" sings the unicorn to a package of grahmcrackers and chocolate bars as he sets the planet on fire with a purple bick lighter and pages from the Sunday comics section of the news paper.
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I could win the lottery!
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Amoebas could mutate, become telepathic and sentient with a spread out "hive mind" that spans the globe. Then these shape shifting little creatures could gather into groups and mimmic US humans, taking over the whole world in just a few days! ... crazy enough for you?
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That I actually got off work before 5:30, it'll never happen.
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A clown busts into my room and says, "Are you happy???!!!!!!" "If not this will cheer you up!" and then he starts to strip down naked, blowin' up balloons with his ass, and fire starts squirting from his tulip flower, and then his voice all of a sudden turns into Barry Whites-"Hey baby why dont you come over hear and give daddy a kiss?" Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!
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10 billion dollars could be delivered to my house, in my name with no strings or legal repercussions attached!
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The reanimated corpse of Pancho Villa arrives at my house on board a chariot made of cheese and adorned with jelly beans (only the green kind) and pulled by an army of hookworms. He dismounts his strange vehicle and presents to me the mummified index finger of Chairman Mao and informs me that I must protect it from from the coming onslaught of snuggie-wearing Winnie the Pooh diecuts that will emerge from the massive undiscovered wreck of the USS WAL MART located somewhere in the Pacific.
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Falling asleep. Its hard when you have insomnia.
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