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by Jazz-Man on November 2nd, 2009
aw whats up chuck
by Not so Loony gone Ape on November 2nd, 2009
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience He said "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
This being the USA, the speaker was answered with a most awkward and embarrassing silence, so the speaker added "And that woman was my mother" Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top IT manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.
He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife". The wife went wild with shock and rage.
Standing there for 30 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out ".... and I can't remember who she was!"
by Steak Sauce Hoss on November 2nd, 2009
i don't know what you're depressed about, but i'll try cheering you up anyway!
whatever's got you down, just laugh it off. it's only as bad as you make it out to be.
just remember: everything will be okay in the end. if it's not okay, it's not the end :)
How do I tell someone off that was my friend, but turned on me?
by broookexox on December 10th, 2011
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Do you have a 3 am friend?
by anil m on November 26th, 2011
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Your heart breaks if your friend______________.
by susan_madari on November 30th, 2011
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Can you make me feel better? Put a smile on my face atleast?
by Butterfly21 on November 11th, 2011
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Why do girls always rather just be friends with guys?
by RCLAY on November 10th, 2011
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You're reading Hi there! is there anyone there who can cheer me up! because i feel so alone and depress! any word of wisdom there?
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