Are you prejudice toward people that are "too nice," good looking, rich, poor, people that are green, purple, etc.?

Not against any of them, but I draw the line at plaid people. That is just WRONG.

martian and earth couples are living peacably side by side. One day, an earth couple and a martian couple are having lunch and the subject of sex comes up. Because the earth couple has so many questions, the couples decide to swap partners for a week. A little later, the martian man and the earthwoman are alone in a bedroom, getting undressed. When the martian is naked, the woman is surprised that his penis is only 1/2 inch long and a 1/2 inch wide.
"Hold on," says the martian, who slaps his face, which makes his penis grow longer with each snap. "Oops, it's not wide enough yet." He pulls his ears, and with each tug, his penis grows wider. "All set!" he says, and the martian and the woman have incredible, mind-blowing sex. Later, the woman meets up with her husband, and asks him how it was.

"Well, it was fine. But I have a headache now because she kept pulling my ears and slapping my face."

Not prejudiced, but envious of those who are too good looking, too rich, too nice.+5

Screw green people. Go head! DR me, you green Martian bitches!

im prejudice against curtains

I only judge people by their morales which is reflective of the friends they keep.

Not me. Was not the way I was brought up, Cotton...+6

No; none of the above.

i'm prejudice against santas. how dare they enter my house without me knowing. lol. leaving a few presents and taking the painting off the walls.

None of the above. I am very prejudiced against hatemongers/liars/racists/bigots/mean-spirited/judgmental/insulting/threatening/pompous/evil/condescending/arrogant/snooty/snobby/supercilious/selfish/self-centered/conceited/self-righteous cheeky twits. I know..long list isn't it? :)