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Christina
ANSWERS: 15
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If I were you I'd keep my eyes on the road instead of other peoples bumper stickers. (That's what it actually said.)
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'I love Jesus'.
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"Back off or I will flick a booger at you"
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"I didn't sell my soul to Satan, but we have worked out a rental agreement"
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The one with your face on it. OHHHH...!!! Lame jokes win the day again. +1
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"The more you complain, the longer God makes you live."
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stop looking while i hide the drugs
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" I started out with nothing....and I still have most of it."
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karma happens
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May the flying squirrel of chaos rain acorns down on your pitiful city! I need to find where I can get this bumper sticker because I want one too. :P
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... on the bumper of a large motor home parked at a Six Flags amusement park ... 'If we had known grandkids would be this much fun, we would have had THEM first!'
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You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. and Vote XXXXXXXXXXX - it's easier than thinking. (It said one of the two US party names, but I think it would have been funny for either one.)
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Proud to be American. (or Irish, Italian, etc.)
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"Knowledge Is Power. Power Corrupts. Study Hard And Be Evil" I can't believe I didn't write this before, as it's my favorite all time bumbersticker.... I will hypothesize the lack of morning coffee made it slip my mind...
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"My child is inmate of the month at the county jail".
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