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by alfugazi on August 10th, 2011
Miami......Sunny Days....Shady People.
by formichinoo on August 10th, 2011
In Florida, a very elderly couple with a convertible Cadillac with the top down, the sticker read " We are spending our children's inheritance ".
by Blackberry. on October 28th, 2009
'I love Jesus'.
by Anonymous on October 28th, 2009
If I were you I'd keep my eyes on the road instead of other peoples bumper stickers. (That's what it actually said.)
by Stu B in his fleece-lined COAT on August 10th, 2011
Support your right to arm bears!
by Faryalo on August 10th, 2011
I'm from a slightly redneck area, most of the scenery is farms. I saw a truck that said:
"RECTUM
It's what I dun did ta ma other cars"
by Shemarq the Wamama on October 28th, 2009
"My child is inmate of the month at the county jail".
by Stevie on October 28th, 2009
Proud to be American. (or Irish, Italian, etc.)
by Amorphous Blob on October 28th, 2009
You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
and
Vote XXXXXXXXXXX - it's easier than thinking.
(It said one of the two US party names, but I think it would have been funny for either one.)
by Ironhead on October 28th, 2009
"Back off or I will flick a booger at you"
by The Anonymous Witch on August 10th, 2011
"don't tailgate me , i might slam on the brakes and spill my drink on you daughter's head ."
:-o
by lisa31362 on August 10th, 2011
Honk if I'm paying your mortgage
by mama cass on August 10th, 2011
if it's not one thing, it's your mother
by Takei-Shihan on October 28th, 2009
... on the bumper of a large motor home parked at a Six Flags amusement park ...
'If we had known grandkids would be this much fun, we would have had THEM first!'
by rigby on October 28th, 2009
karma happens
by jaydee on October 28th, 2009
" I started out with nothing....and I still have most of it."
by Penguin288 on October 28th, 2009
stop looking while i hide the drugs
by lonelydragon on October 28th, 2009
"The more you complain, the longer God makes you live."
by Jackey on October 28th, 2009
"I didn't sell my soul to Satan, but we have worked out a rental agreement"
by wiseacre on September 17th, 2011
I have one I haven't put on my car yet, that reads, "I'm TRYING to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass".
by JackNJ on August 17th, 2011
"Driver doesn't carry cash, ex wife got in the divorce"
by FalsePretense on August 10th, 2011
"If your going to ride my butt, at least pull my hair first."
by Lisa_K9838 on August 10th, 2011
If you can read this, you are too close!...Back off!!!
by Takei-Shihan on August 10th, 2011
The Hurrier I go,
The behinder I get.
__________
If we had known
grandchildren would
be this much fun,
we`d`ve had them 1st!
__________
Honk ONLY if you
want to see automatic
weapons fired from a
moving vehicle (at you).
__________
«««« Passing side
Suicide »»»»»»»
__________
! ! ! W A R N I N G ! ! !
If this traffic gets any slower,
I will put on my emergency brake,
and open a used car dealership.
__________
I`ve had a bad golf day.
I only hit two good balls all day.
I stepped on a rake in the sand trap!
__________
Ya gotta have a
lotta balls to golf
the way I do!
by A shout without knowledge is a protest on August 10th, 2011
"Piss off a Liberal: Think things through." vs. "If you want to vote, but don't know politics, vote Democrat."
That's my tie.
by ChuckExAnon on August 10th, 2011
Spotted in deep south, Redneck country (not pc): IF I'D KNOWED THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN, I'DA PICKED THE DAMN COTTON MYSELF!
by Jackey on October 28th, 2009
"Knowledge Is Power. Power Corrupts. Study Hard And Be Evil"
I can't believe I didn't write this before, as it's my favorite all time bumbersticker.... I will hypothesize the lack of morning coffee made it slip my mind...
by sariskyfire on October 28th, 2009
May the flying squirrel of chaos rain acorns down on your pitiful city!
I need to find where I can get this bumper sticker because I want one too. :P
by scorpinot on October 28th, 2009
The one with your face on it. OHHHH...!!!
Lame jokes win the day again. +1
by Supermarket Sweep on August 10th, 2011
WTF is a bumper sticker
Where can I get a bumper sticker saying "Vote for the Masturbating Witch?"
by Piano Player on October 19th, 2010
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Whatever happened to bumper stickers?
by - alluseek - on February 16th, 2011
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What is the best sticker you have ever come across?
by anil m on January 29th, 2011
| 3 people like this
What are some funny bumper stickers
by newaccount is now looking for a new name. on April 26th, 2011
| 4 people like this
if u made up a bumpersticker what would it say? mine would be- "the embarrassed parent of a dumbass kid" or "i heart condoms"
by Anonymous on January 6th, 2011
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