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by Jadey - Vive la difference on October 29th, 2009
Does it make me really pathetic that I literally screamed when I saw Darren standing in the doorway? I gasped several times throughout the night, and was thinking nooo... it can't be darren, surely the writers aren't that crap.
No, they are that crap.
What I don't understand is that didn't they get together when she was at a club, in which case I assume the sex was vertical... How can that work? I mean, I know how vertical sex works... but, its darren and heather!
by Sid on October 27th, 2009
Worst. Storyline. Ever.
Who writes their scripts nowadays, someone who was fired from Hollyoaks for not being good enough? It just seems to be a case of them thinking "ha, you didn't think of that one, did you?" No, we didn't think of that one because it is a shite idea. I thought Shirley was going to be the father.
by Miss jojo on December 5th, 2009
yeah them actually gettin it on is just stuuupid! sometimes i think the writers are just bored or off their heads!
by Piggle on October 27th, 2009
Well it certainly was one of their better kept secrets - and probably for reasons as baffling as the mechanics!
We probably all expected it to be Minty....the last person we thought would have played bedroom olympics with Heather was Darren!
Do you watch a regular soap opera?
by Ombliss22 on June 6th, 2011
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Could you tell me the main pecularities of "Soap Opera?"
by prof. mes solzhenitsy on May 3rd, 2011
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is Molly Burnette of Days of Our Lives in any commercials ?
by Joe_H9072 on June 24th, 2011
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Does anyone recall the name of an old cable tv soap opera where women was the dominate sex and men socially the weaker sex?
by Valerie_C4222 on July 23rd, 2011
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What don't people say in films and on tv that they do say in real life?
by Ombliss22 on April 3rd, 2011
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You're reading So, on Eastenders, Heather Trott & Darren Miller have a kid. Do you find the mechanics of this as baffling as I do?
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Comments
Please stop putting images of Darren and Heather having sex together into my head; it's visual bromide.
by Sid on October 29th, 2009
Haha I do apologise... it's not really doing much for me either!
by Jadey - Vive la difference on October 29th, 2009
Hahaha, no not at all, altho I think I'm gonna have to go scrub my eyes with soap now... hopefully that'll remove the image!
Now you've suggested the vertical approach I'm even more baffled!!!
by TheJoker on October 30th, 2009
Haha let's try not to dwell on figuring out the mechanics of it! Better for all involved =)
by Jadey - Vive la difference on October 30th, 2009
Agreed!!!
by TheJoker on October 30th, 2009
I'm going to write to Points Of View (if it's still on....) and ask them if they could explain the mechanics of Heather and Darren's sex scene for us. It probably looked similar to a chiuaua trying to hump a man's leg.
by Sid on October 30th, 2009
HAHA! Great idea!
by Jadey - Vive la difference on October 30th, 2009
Hahaha, thats sooo wrong..... whilst also being so right!!!
by TheJoker on October 30th, 2009