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What do you say to the traffic police when they pull you over for speeding?

By keithold thanks all baggers Asked Oct 23 2009 3:56PM
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by twist and shout on Oct 23, 2009 at 4:08 pm Permalink

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I love that colour on you! You have such a pretty face, would you like my number?
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Avatar keithold thanks all baggers Oct, 23 2009 at 04:12 PM
Worth a try twist and shout.
Avatar twist and shout Oct, 23 2009 at 04:15 PM
If all else fails flash them and drive off!

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by plocrates on Oct 23, 2009 at 4:06 pm Permalink

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I did say once, " whats that smell pig shit"! (Englist term)
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Avatar keithold thanks all baggers Oct, 23 2009 at 04:13 PM
How long were you in for, plocrates. :>)
Avatar plocrates Oct, 23 2009 at 04:20 PM
They were OK , but thought they would keep me longer by breathalysing me but I was clear, they let me go it was near the end of their shift, thank my God! I was racing to some one in distressed who had a mental illness, they checked it out , lucky for me it was true for once, whoooooooooo!

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by -Icy- on Oct 23, 2009 at 4:14 pm Permalink

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hey baby,

i drove as fast as i could so we could meet, how ya doing ?

lmio

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by The Anonymous Witch on Oct 23, 2009 at 3:58 pm Permalink

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well .... the sign said "50 a head " ..... and there is 4 of us sooooo........... ;-)
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Avatar keithold thanks all baggers Oct, 23 2009 at 04:15 PM
46 to go Anonymous.
Avatar The Anonymous Witch Oct, 23 2009 at 04:21 PM
50 "a head" - and there are 4 "heads " in the car = 200 mph right .

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by PPI tests hats on Oct 23, 2009 at 4:10 pm Permalink

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Well you see officer, I'm colour blind. I could've sworn I was being tailed by an electrical storm for the last 4 hours.
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Avatar keithold thanks all baggers Oct, 23 2009 at 04:12 PM
Good luck PPI.

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by LarryH54 on Oct 23, 2009 at 4:04 pm Permalink

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Thank you officer. I was preoccupied with [fill in the blank]. If I was speeding AND missed seeing you, I really needed this wake up call.
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Avatar keithold thanks all baggers Oct, 23 2009 at 04:13 PM
Worth a try, Larry.

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by Squirrel Face on Oct 23, 2009 at 4:02 pm Permalink

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Nothing, I just politely offer up my drivers license/registration/proof of insurance and respond with just "yes sir" or "no sir." I'm always respectful. I've gotten out of 3 tickets. And honestly, the fact that they didn't give me a ticket actually made me more cautious then if they had given me one. Every time, I've felt lucky and vowed to never break that law again. Which I've done. Each time was for a different reason.
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Avatar keithold thanks all baggers Oct, 23 2009 at 04:13 PM
Thanks Squirrel Face for a detailed answer.

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by jin jang on Oct 23, 2009 at 4:01 pm Permalink

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I say I will see them in court,and dispute the ticket.I remain polite about it and do not take it personally.Very many times if you go to court the ticket is less severe.If the officer does not show up it is thrown out of court,and this does happen .
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Avatar keithold thanks all baggers Oct, 23 2009 at 04:14 PM
Thanks MrSublime.
Avatar jin jang Oct, 23 2009 at 04:39 PM
Your welcome.

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by U C ME on Oct 23, 2009 at 4:01 pm Permalink

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Well you can talk you overtook me. Break out some i.d. I've seen the movie things to do in Denver when your dead!!
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Avatar keithold thanks all baggers Oct, 23 2009 at 04:14 PM
Thanks UC.
Avatar U C ME Oct, 23 2009 at 04:19 PM
No problem!

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by tuvw on Oct 23, 2009 at 6:21 pm Permalink

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Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Me: "Yes."
Officer: "Why did I pull you over."
Me: "If you don't know, I'm certainly not going to tell you."

It's worked twice. I'm very careful of my speed now. No point pushing my luck.
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