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Halal Pork. (joke)
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"this cow was crying when i killed it" :(
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A little of this and that but mostly meat.
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The heifer had it coming.
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USDA Prime corn fed. Free range raised listening to classical music. Butchered at the peak of the steers' happiness.
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"18 cents per pound!"
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Does not contain rubber boot, human, or stray entrails. Enjoy!
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Kosher for Ramadan.
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WARNING: Came from a critter.
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The boneis in, but we estimated the cost based on density, and deducted that cost, since you can't eat it. We also deducted for estimated fat content. We did the same in the fruits and vegetable aisles, too! Be sure to visit us over there. +5
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Hi! I'm tofu.
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"Grade D 'But' Edible".
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Emo meat Goth Meat Preppy Meat Stoned Meat Nerd Meat Depending on my mood of coarse.
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WARNING:Contents may be delicious.
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"Killed with kindness".
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Mine is from the other camp. I want one that says 'No refunds because you can't cook'.
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