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by MRSHINYSHOES on October 21st, 2009
I don't know why a lot of guys have this hang-up. I certainly don't, and I have never felt "insecure" about the size of my sex organs. I swim a lot, in Speedos, and I'm never concerned in public about my rather sizable bulge showing through the thin Spandex.
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 21st, 2009
It could be why we first started wearing skins and loin cloths.
by Nutsy_Rail on October 21st, 2009
Cock jealousy has been around since men had cocks.
by Matrixbarf on October 21st, 2009
Maybe since the "caveman days". Or maybe when we (people who watch television after 10pm) first started getting bombarded with Viagra commercials. Or maybe when the internet became popular amongst average people, and we started to get bombarded by penile enhancement mass-mailers.
by anonymous on October 21st, 2009
I think it orginates around age 5 or 6.
:)
by SABOTEUR on October 21st, 2009
I blame Eve.
She was probably the first woman to say,
"Is that IT?"
by Mcbride64 on October 21st, 2009
Insecure about the size of their? Omg...
by bagicide stayed 10 months too long on October 24th, 2009
I would guess that it happens wherever and whenever we make sexual performance more important than character.
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 24th, 2009
When Grog and Dork first went into the creek for a bath...naked. It was somewhere in southern Europe...which had just come out of the ice age. Damn! It was cold!
by XOXMSperfect on October 21st, 2009
Ever since that damn ron jeremy
by shammers still slogging along on October 24th, 2009
There were not ads on tv or in major magazines until recently . . . at least I never saw any until recently. HOWEVER, the size of women's breasts has been a major issue for as long as I can remember. And I can remember for quite a few years!!!
by A Rock In Woolfs Clothing on October 24th, 2009
The 3rd century p.C.n book Kuma Sutra has penis lengthening tips. Like one for example has the man cut a hole in his mattress and sleep on the stomach w/ his member in the hole attached to a string, on the other end of the string is a small lead or iron weight. Cant' give anecdotal evidence for that one.
by Mavericks just doin a flyby on October 24th, 2009
Two words. John Holmes.
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Plus when well-endowed in this capacity, it saves a lotta unnecessary chatter at the pick-up ("meat market") clubs = You can just lay it across your knee and the women buy *you* drinks and ask *your* astrological 'sign'!
;-)
by philosopher-saint on October 21st, 2009
Spoken like a man with a hefty package.
by SABOTEUR on October 21st, 2009
Lol....@philosopher-saint, I always thought of some ladies as "dishes", but never myself as meat. Ugh. ;)
by MRSHINYSHOES on October 21st, 2009
Yeah. It takes awhile to get used to the dehumanizing, alienated, existentially vacuous feeling that comes with not being appreciated for who you *really are* inside. Rather than just regarded as a pretty face and nice lats with a massive appendage. Bummer.
;-)
by philosopher-saint on October 21st, 2009
Kind of makes me realize how de-graded women feel when men like myself call them "dishes", huh? :(
by MRSHINYSHOES on October 22nd, 2009
Well, I think they'd much rather be called "broads", yes.
;-)
by philosopher-saint on October 22nd, 2009
I still like to call the gorgeous ones "dishes", however. Can't get it out of me. (Heh.)
by MRSHINYSHOES on October 22nd, 2009
Yeah SHOES, I'm sure the term "broad" eminated from (and died with) my father's "(The Greatest) generation" along with a few choice others, including (your popular) "dishes", and also "tomato", "skirt" and "hussy". This last I believe carried an even more acutely negative connotation involving a relaxed attitude toward sexual compliance and an antiquated Victorian-era-like accusation of promiscuity.
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by philosopher-saint on October 22nd, 2009
Jump 20 years into the '70's and popular were "chick", "cupcake" and "squeeze".
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But lately I've detected an increased disrespect in the feminine nomenclature with "bitch", "ho" and "dirty rotten ho". Does this illustrate the greater issue of psychosocial decadence? I dunno.
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Excuse my now, please. My bitch is calling me.
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;-)
by philosopher-saint on October 22nd, 2009
That's right. The term "dish" was very popular in the 1950s and early 1960s. Men dominated at that time, until about 1969, then things turned around dramatically. The men of the 1950s and early 1960s were in many ways emasculated by Women's Lib. :(
by MRSHINYSHOES on October 22nd, 2009
SABOTEUR = you wanna 'weigh-in' here? And what does yo' ho say?
;-)
by philosopher-saint on October 22nd, 2009
Philosopher, what are your thoughts about Women's Lib? Good or bad?
by MRSHINYSHOES on October 22nd, 2009
I can even remember when girls were called "blades". I am not sure of the origin or meaning for girls, but it was used in the fifties. Strange, because in the fifteen and sixteen hundreds men were called "blades". It was because every "gentleman" carried a sword or 'rapier' with which he was prepared to defend his person and his "honour".
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 23rd, 2009
Weigh in? I was wit y'all 'til y'all started throwin' around bitches and hos. Y'all fixin' t'git a brother JACKED in dis mo-fo. I'm gonna make this a A-B conversation and C my way OUTTA here!
by SABOTEUR on October 23rd, 2009
Oh. Sorry to offend.
by philosopher-saint on October 23rd, 2009
I'm not offended. Just coverin' my arse (my real name IS on my profile...). Don't want some angry young lady blind-siding me at work for disrespecting women.
by SABOTEUR on October 23rd, 2009
Heh-heh. ;)
by MRSHINYSHOES on October 23rd, 2009
It is good to stay on women's good side. Especilly when you work with them. And it really is pretty easy. Just pretend your talking to your sister or mom...(smile).
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 24th, 2009
Or your pet. (Heh)
by MRSHINYSHOES on October 24th, 2009
Oh, I just don't care 'bout that anymore, fellas. I gladly cede any social or political 'power' that may have been granted me by my gender. Let 'em have at it!
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I thought my observations about the generational genesis of women's nomenclature was funny. At least that was my intention (I think obviously). If not: "joke 'em if they can't take a fuck"!
;-)
by philosopher-saint on October 24th, 2009
Highly entertaining.
by SABOTEUR on October 24th, 2009
Yeah, I also cede any so-called advantages I may have or have had because of my gender. "Here, take this, hon,...they took it out of my shoulder in Nam. It is an AK47 round. If you can't shove it into your shoulder, then stick it...wherever you want"....
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 24th, 2009
At least it gives them the "impression" that they have power. (lol)
by MRSHINYSHOES on October 24th, 2009
Oh, they gots lotsa it already, imho.
I spent twenty-five years hangin' out in courtrooms. By the mid-'90's I noticed that the judge, the prosecutor, the defense attorneys(s), the expert witnesses, the probation officer, the stenographer, the bailiffs, the jail guards (don't call 'em "turn-keys"!) and most of the spectators were all women.
The only males in the whole place were the defendant, the janitor and me!
;-)
by philosopher-saint on October 24th, 2009
BTW: "If you can't shove it into your shoulder, then stick it...wherever you want." = too funny! They'd likely ram it up *your* "wherever"!
;-)
by philosopher-saint on October 24th, 2009
Hey SAB = you think I'm closin' in on misogyny here?
[really, *not* my true feelings, this thread notwithstanding!]
;-)
by philosopher-saint on October 24th, 2009
I think you're enjoyin' yourself, saint. Seems like you found a topic you could wrap your head around. Hand...head...whatever...
by SABOTEUR on October 24th, 2009
Oh, we aren't misogynists,... we are just too old and tired to play games anymore...at least I am. What you see is what you get, babe. I've been around the Horn, I still ain't rich, but what I have is all...mine..(lol)
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 24th, 2009
I've been called one once. Lol.
by MRSHINYSHOES on October 24th, 2009
Did you say, "Did you mean 'massage a gynist', hon? I certainly will, darlin, any way you want it"!(lol)
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 24th, 2009
Lol. You still have it in you my friend. Nice surprise.
by MRSHINYSHOES on October 24th, 2009
I really *am* enjoyin' myself with this one, SAB!
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"we are just too old and tired to play games anymore...but what I have is all...mine" =
You been readin' my journal, Tom?!
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SHOES: That may be the 1st word co-eds are taught in college?!
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;-)
by philosopher-saint on October 24th, 2009
Got a million of 'em, Mr.....(lol)
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 24th, 2009
LOL----Tom.
I like that word---very titillating to say the least philosopher.
by MRSHINYSHOES on October 24th, 2009