ANSWERS: 2
  • joesph and mary
  • the story of Jesus' birth.... certificate Ye and Mary said unto God "I need you to sign the certificate" and God said "I ain't signing shit bitch" Mary pleaded to the Lord "But what about child support?" God looked down at Mary and said "what about that dick Joe? he was good enough to leave me for but not good enough to care for YOUR son?" Mary "fine than I'll just have a blood test and make you pay" God replied "fine, than I will start the dark ages now, if you wanna wait I will give someone the knowledge of blood testing in oh... say... 1,900 years?" Mary said to the Lord "at least Joseph is a successful Business man" and God said to Mary "you just names our son Jesus.... how about I make him a carpenter instead? and than I'll kill your boy with wood and nails. How do you like them apples?" Ye and the wrath of the Lord is a great and terrifying thing.

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