Can you tell me a joke that's actually funny?

Girlie biker bar

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter,'Hey,
you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him
says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair
-- given that you are blind that you should know five things:


1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4.The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,
and mutters,


'Nah . Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder and a giraffe walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

After volumes of complaints, the IRS has come up with an extremely simplified tax return, with only three lines:

Line A: How much did you make last year?
Line B: How much do you have left?
Line C: Send Line B.

I can tell one that some people find funny, I don;t know if you would find it funny.

That depends on how YOU define "funny."

+5

Well that really depends where your humour is at.....

Do you like one liners, do you like the 'story' joke, do you like the 'word-play' joke or do you like sarcasm?

Apart from that the answer would be no, my delivery of a joke is shit!

I can tell one, but cant write one... its different!