You want to get married. Whats the worst thing you can say to your soon to be in-laws?
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Kiddo Safarii
ANSWERS: 11
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Your son isn't as good in bed as my other lovers, but I'll marry him anyway for the hell of it cuz you guys are loaded.
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The last broad I was with couldn't handle my massive shlong during anal sex so I kicked her ass to the curb.
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The worst thing I could have said to my in-laws was somenthing like "we're going to Europe for our wedding. We don't want anyone from here there, we're going to find a couple random people to act as witnesses". orrr..."well, now that we're getting married, we've decided to stay here (in my home town) forever, versus going back to ottawa (his home town). Also, we've decided we're not having any children, and, by the way, we're going to start practicing wicca."(which, I, of course, know is a legit religion, but their uninformed little minds would think only the worst)
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don't worry i've only killed one of my ex's..........or was it two?....
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"I don't want to get married"?
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Thanks for breedin mee those huge jugs:)
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My S/O is fortunate, I bring no baggage like that into our relationship. I won't have poison snakes round my house. No vipers allowed.
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"I want to be a lumberjack!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg
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Wow, you know, your daughter is one hot bi*ch!
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So ... I lose the down-payment I made on that really hot-looking mail-order bride from the Ukraine but they just kept asking for more and more money for paper-work and stuff and your daughter is already here and won't say "no" to nuthin' so ... what the hell ... a bird in the hand ... we're going to need a little help ... financially ... at first ... but she has that money her grandmother left her which will almost pay off all of my credit cards and then I think I could qualify for a loan on a new truck, you know ....
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Now that I've met you, you can stay away from us forever.
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