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by The Gay Expositor Avenges His Lordship on October 12th, 2009
Wear a cowboy hat and a hankerchief over your mouth and nose.
by Tom on October 12th, 2009
Jump off like they do in the old movies!
by Nightwatchdog on October 12th, 2009
Pull the emergency break as a joke.
by dudely on October 12th, 2009
Yell fire!! LOL
by Anonymous on October 12th, 2009
Pull the "stop cord" as a joke.
+5
by MRSHINYSHOES on October 12th, 2009
Swear loudly and act like bunch of young, rowdy, idiotic, delinquent teenaged boys! ;)
by calicorey on October 12th, 2009
Disconnect the engine from the rest of the train + 5
by shammers still slogging along on October 12th, 2009
Smoke
by -NUNYA-- on October 12th, 2009
JUMP OFF while the train is in FULL MOTION!!! +5
by qwerty on October 12th, 2009
jump
by Vaporeongirl on October 12th, 2009
shout, "I have a bomb in my suitcase and I intend to use it!" That would get you in SO MUCH TROUBLE.
On trains you also shouldn't drink too much because the bathrooms are hell on earth.
by the guy behind the bushes on October 12th, 2009
Yell BOMB
That's cool at all
by Jacques on October 12th, 2009
Stick your head out of the window, in case another train or a tunnel is approaching.
by Gracie Girl on October 12th, 2009
Tell the train operator he's going the wrong way.
by mrrw on October 13th, 2009
I don't know. Crap in the aisle?
by PrivateGomerSpooner on October 13th, 2009
Point a gun at the driver and when he asks is this a stick up, you say, no it's a science experiment. It worked for Doc and Marty in Back To The Future.
by Sid on October 13th, 2009
Say in too loud a voice on a packed train as my friend did to the rest of us on a trip a couple of months ago: "Phew, it's hot in here, I'm sweating like a rapist."
by mustluvpitbulls on October 13th, 2009
shout fire!
by XT on October 13th, 2009
Running in train.
by Jadey - Vive la difference on October 13th, 2009
Flush the loo while the train is at a station.
What was your most interesting train trip
by questionator3000 on August 15th, 2010
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Why don't many Americans like trains but prefer the airlines' lousy fares, rediculous waits, rude personnel etc. Do they hate Amtrak?
by GibsonGuy on July 31st, 2010
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Amtrack trains. Do they offer electrical outlets to charge cell phones and laptops at the seat? Or anywhere on the trains?
by We miss our girl! on November 18th, 2010
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How do I get from Moscow to Syracuse, Italy by train?
by TheLiberator on April 27th, 2010
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how can i reach from london to aldershot by train?
by cailas on July 23rd, 2010
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