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sue
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Sue China. Sue them for enough to make our national debt with them go away.
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Really? Mine have all come true...or were already true. That is why I am so fascinated with fortune cookies. Oh, you are supposed to eat the cookie after reading the fortune. You did know that, didn't you? No? Well, maybe that's why they haven't 'worked' yet...(?)
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dude it's a cookie... Eat the fucking thing... Don't put your life onbhold for " great riches to come at the 3rd blue moons passing".... That was more horoscope-y but you catch my drift...
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Stay out of fortune cookie winnings, we lose to often.
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Haven't come true yet.
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You're supposed to add the words "between the sheets" or "in bed" to them. Then they can come true.
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Yeah who writes the fortunes for the cookies anyway
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Be glad it wasn't like mine....
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They're Fortune cookies, not Truth cookies.
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Fortune cookies are actually adapted from a Japanese recicpe.. so the fact that they're commonly sold in Chinese restaurants is a lie in itself. Anyways... besides that they're incredibly interesting treats and should be taken lightly and in good humor. Here is the proper way to eat a fortune cookie: http://www.ehow.com/how_4776664_properly-eat-fortune-cookie.html
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Join the club. They lie to me, too!
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