What will happen if you dilute holy water with plain water?
● Will the diluted mixture be less potent or the same?
● Can you increase the potency of holy water by distilling it?
● What is the maximum potency you can achieve?

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• Hmm, prolly a little of each!
  
   

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  by Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence on October 11th, 2009

• Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee hee hee hee. I loove this persons humour

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  by griffon101 on February 16th, 2010

• Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee hee hee hee. I love this persons humour

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  by griffon101 on February 16th, 2010

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• Holy smoke. I had the priest bless my stash.

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  by Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence on April 2nd, 2010

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• O ye of little Faith! Have you analyzed holy water or are you just speculating?
  
   

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  by Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence on October 11th, 2009

• Have you? If you actually think it is chemically different, you ought to be the one to test it.

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  by ACCOUNT CLOSED on October 12th, 2009

• I'm about to unveil my new engine that runs entirely on Holy Water. But it has to be High Potency Holy Water. The regular causes severe knocking. So I'm still working on how to concentrate the holiness. Got any ideas? I'm building a still.
   
  This will be the first automobile propelled directly by the power of God. Do you Believe?
  
   

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  by Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence on October 12th, 2009

• "This will be the first automobile propelled directly by the power of God"
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  If you mean that you'll have actual priests propelling the car using kinetic energy, than that could certainly work.
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  But I'm afraid that would work just as well if you were to use Satanists for propulsion.
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  The holy water would probably make a good lubricant though. Nothing like the power of Christ to ward off evil friction :)

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  by ACCOUNT CLOSED on October 13th, 2009

• Satanists cause friction, which slows you down.
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  by Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence on October 13th, 2009

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• But it will keep your toilet spick & span and shiny clean.
  
   

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  by Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence on October 11th, 2009

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• You mean if a drop of plain water falls into a gallon of holy water, all the holiness evaporates? That doesn't sound good. But you've given me an idea about the priest. I could have one priest bless the water and get Holiness 1x. Then take the 1x water to a second priest, have him bless it, and get holiness 2x. If 5 priests blessed the water, one after another, my holy water should be 5x the potency of normal holy water.
   
  This could be very useful, for example, if I'm expecting a severe temptation to come my way. I could whip out my flask of holy water and drench myself with it.
   

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  by Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence on October 11th, 2009

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• Hmm, maybe I could have your hypothesis tested by a vatican chemist. I'll have to look into that.
  
   

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  by Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence on October 11th, 2009

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• The nearest cleric is 500 miles away.
  
   

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  by Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence on October 9th, 2009

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• Thanks, Phyllis. Boiling it down is what I meant by distilling it, but I ran out of words. :(
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  Would I have to stop just before the last drop boiled away? Or does the holiness boil off with the steam? Now I'm really confused. :(
  
   

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  by Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence on October 9th, 2009

• Well, the Holiness is a ghost, see. You'll have to rig up a moonshine still specially for this. But don't drink it! It tends to give a bad case of heartburn to evil critters :)

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  by Phillis - Zacks little sister on October 9th, 2009

• Oh-oh. It's a good thing I have a large supply of sugar-free Tums.
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  That sounds like matter colliding with anti-matter. Thanks for the warning!
  
   

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  by Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence on October 9th, 2009

• HAHAHAHA!!! DOn't forget those extra strength Tums. It's going to be one helluva show :)

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  by Phillis - Zacks little sister on October 9th, 2009

• I've always wondered about holy water. If we learn how to extract the essence from it we can power our cars and reduce pollution. Imagine how fast your car will go when it's powered directly by the Lord!
  
   

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  by Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence on October 9th, 2009

• Oh, now that's just blasphemous. Damn. I hate it when something's blasphemous AND funny! I feel a case of moral ambiguity coming on in....3.....2.....1.......

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  by Phillis - Zacks little sister on October 9th, 2009

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• Seriously, don't ever drink holy water from the fonts in a church. The unwashed fingers of untold sinners have dipped into it. They didn't all wash their hands after doing whatever they came to confess.

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  by Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence on April 2nd, 2010

• The unwashed fingers of onanists. Ewwww.

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  by ThatGuyTed on April 2nd, 2010

• I'm even more worried about the unwashed fingers of the clerics.
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  by Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence on April 2nd, 2010

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• Tell that to all these firms who are cashing in on the GREAT BOTTLED WATER racket!

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  by skeptic on December 11th, 2009

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  Wow! If I believe I'm Uncle Scrooge will I wake up in a huge money bin?
   
  Outside:
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  Inside:
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  by Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence on October 19th, 2009

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