Uh-oh, whats a sign the honeymoon is over?
by 
Kiddo Safarii
ANSWERS: 20
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It used to be cute when you met her. Now it makes you want to strangle puppies.
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Ya' catch the BRIDE in the in honeymoon, hotel room ... hot tub naked with another guy .... +5
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You walking around naked used to be something she liked, now she says what are you doing.
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he loses interest in pleasing you in bed
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You find magnum xl condoms in her night stand drawer, when you only wear snugger fits.
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What she used to swallow with a smile she now has to run to the bathroom to spit out.
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She stops getting gifts for everything from him.
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When he passes up sex for his favorite show.
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When she is having the honey in the kitchen and he is watching the moon outside on the porch.... +4
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I let one of my strippers move in !!
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If all of a sudden, you're sitting alone in a heart shaped bed with still half a champagne bottle all to yourself.
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One of the saddest days of our marriage was when our stay at Yellowstone ended, we weren't even back to our home state, and she told me that the honeymoon was over. And she meant it!
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You are leaving for work and they yell, "Don't forget the grocery list!,...and don't dawdle at that bar, either! I know when you are there!"
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when you talked about making love earlier in the evening but by the time you get out of the bathroom he/she is already asleep
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when tsunami sirens start going off
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NBC makes a critical joke about Obama.
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big comfortable underwear takes the place of sexy skimpy underwear
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When the bills for the honeymoon start coming in.
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Divorce papers
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Studies suggest that it is over at 2.5 years on average.
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