You open a fortune cookie that reads, "Tonight your dick will get ripped off." What do you do/how do you feel?
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........................O_O............... my dick is going to get ripped off?.........
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I hand it to the guy next to me, "This is yours, to bad you didn't know yesterday" lol
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depends what i am doing at the time it gets ripped off ,hopefully it will be when i am having sex .then there will be problems.
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Not a problem, I don't have one anyway.
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My luck I pick a fortune-cookie baked by a feminist!
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i don't have one anymore, i dumped him, lol...
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How fun that I have a dick tonight!
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I would know it was a practical joke set up by my idiotic friends, i would laugh...:)
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Got rid of that a long time ago - so no worries :) +4
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I'd toss "In bed" in there, laugh alot, and sleep well.
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be thankful that I'm a girl and have nothing to worry about :)
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I'd call the police and place my penis in the witness protection program. +4
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This actually happened to a woman I know and she didn't take it seriously until she got home and her husband Richard told her he was mugged!
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It would save me a lot of $ on the operation..I feel great its gone!
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