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How can I safely perform a pinky toe amputee surgery at home?

By Anonymous Asked Oct 3 2009 8:03PM
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Top Answer out of 18

by Midnighttoker on Oct 3, 2009 at 8:16 pm Permalink

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Good sharp ax and a propane torch.
 
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Avatar Auntie Dote Oct, 03 2009 at 08:51 PM
Thanks :) What the heck, let's flirt! Jonah has nine more toes to work with (maybe). (hugs you right back)
Avatar Auntie Dote Oct, 03 2009 at 09:01 PM
HAHAHAHA! Well good to know that I'm not the only twisted one! Thank you for the compliments and for the friend's request :)
Avatar Auntie Dote Oct, 03 2009 at 09:08 PM
Oh holy shit! I'm gonna answer that one. LOL

Answer 2 out of 18

by Vunessuh on Oct 3, 2009 at 8:12 pm Permalink

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Whatever you do, just videotape it and put in on youtube and inform me so I can watch it and point and laugh.
Thanks.
 
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Answer 3 out of 18

by quack is whack on Oct 3, 2009 at 8:05 pm Permalink

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You will need the following:

Hedge clippers
Salt
Hot iron

Good luck!
 
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Avatar ethicalbro Oct, 03 2009 at 08:06 PM
no pain no gain! huh
Avatar -Icy-party patrol Oct, 03 2009 at 08:08 PM
+6

Answer 4 out of 18

by Ty Webb on Oct 3, 2009 at 8:29 pm Permalink

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Avatar evandad Oct, 03 2009 at 08:32 PM
Right

Answer 5 out of 18

by evandad on Oct 3, 2009 at 8:37 pm Permalink

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Wrap a string around it. Very tight. After it turns black it will come off much easier.
 
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Answer 6 out of 18

by Sharona Magic loves the hungry on Oct 3, 2009 at 8:29 pm Permalink

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Shoot it off.
 
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Avatar Sharona Magic loves the hungry Oct, 03 2009 at 08:36 PM
Like cutting it off anyway at home is safe.
Avatar evandad Oct, 03 2009 at 08:40 PM
I just checked their profile. New today. That makes them even less serious.
Avatar Sharona Magic loves the hungry Oct, 04 2009 at 02:42 PM
I am not serious. Either. wtf Jonah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch

Answer 7 out of 18

by LuLu on Oct 3, 2009 at 8:33 pm Permalink

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What the ????? Are you serious? I know health insurance is expensive and some of us can even afford it but dam is it getting to that point where we're performing our own surgery at home.
 
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Avatar LuLu Oct, 03 2009 at 08:38 PM
I guess so! :D

Answer 8 out of 18

by SoulSearcher on Oct 3, 2009 at 8:32 pm Permalink

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Set an axe in a hot fire for a couple hours and then chop the son of a.. off. What's the reason for taking off the toe?
 
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Answer 9 out of 18

by brian646 on Oct 3, 2009 at 8:26 pm Permalink

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unless you are a surgeon, with an operating room, i kinda would not recommend doing this.....you would probably bleed out and die.......what is wrong with your toe?????????
 
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Answer 10 out of 18

by Sociopathetic on Oct 3, 2009 at 8:25 pm Permalink

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You shouldn't.
 
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