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by leeks5229 on October 2nd, 2009

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Heard any good news lately? Any good news/ bad news jokes? Please tell one.

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  • by Anonymous on October 2nd, 2009

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    The doctor told his nervous patient, "The BAD news is that there is no cure for what you have, and you will be dead from it, in less than a week."

    The patient cried and asked, "Well what could the GOOD news possibly be, after telling me that?"

    The doctor said, "We're going to NAME it after YOU. You'll be famous!"

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  • by Cyanotic Wasp on October 2nd, 2009

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    Mine's a lot like Mensan's:

    The good news is that you're never going to feel pain again for the rest of your life.

    The bad news is ... 10 ... 9 .... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ...

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