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by Catherine on October 2nd, 2009
You hit it on the nose....Respect and love your woman and she will treat you like a KING....
by Nancy on October 2nd, 2009
True; you get what you give!
by philosopher on October 2nd, 2009
True in some cases.
by I Am Gone on October 2nd, 2009
True,but I think women are MORE HUMAN than men.
by KaceyGG on June 29th, 2011
True,,,, and rightly so,,,,, Love this,,,lol
by lori1969 on June 9th, 2010
YOU got that down pretty good. If you treat him like a king he will treat you like a queen! Mine does and yes He doesnt like it when i'm mad at him.
by C u later, thx! on October 3rd, 2009
Works for me!! : )
by subiedrienker..fame in my name on October 2nd, 2009
so true
plus 5
respect her you get honor
love her you get heavens
by Moley the contrary female dragon on October 2nd, 2009
I agree about the baby and the shit but I expect 50/50 in the cooking and homemaking dept. That and a massage wins my heart and anything else he wants. LOL
by partyparty on October 2nd, 2009
How very TRUE that is Mensan.
You are indeed a very wise person.
by calicorey on October 2nd, 2009
Very True
There is a saying in my house
"When my wife is happy I am happy, because she doesnt suffer silently".
by Suby the Coat on October 2nd, 2009
More false than true.
You simply can't go about giving women all that you mentioned and expect to receive back all that you suggest.
And we must factor in the patience and forgiving nature that women have in abundance.
by Mountain Momma on October 2nd, 2009
I like that Mensan!=) True.
by Lady Alathia of Vulcan on October 2nd, 2009
I don't know... I've known a lot of heartless, slob-like females that couldn't even operate a microwave.
The "ton of shit" thing might be true. ^_^
by TAPriceCTR s son is wearing his COAT on July 29th, 2010
if this is true then my ex was not a woman by any sense other than hte sperm baby thing.
I gave her a house she stayed in it all day and made it miserable and expected me to grovel in graditude for the 4 hours of house work she did once per month.
I cook as well as she did and just as often. I gave her food, she ate herself obese, and she had to have the more expensive food. I treated us to icecream, in addition to buying her a tub of icrcream I also had to but her frozen cheesecake cubes.
I gave her everything I had she gave me a mountain of debt and durring our last 6 months spent more time out of town hospital hopping than she did at home.
I gave her my heart and she gave me deciet and infidelity.
all I had to do to get a ton of shit was say "ok, you've been going OCD on my skin for half an hour now it is time to stop... I am bleeding"
What does it mean to you when you hear that someone "carries a chip on their shoulder?"
by Chicago Lady on May 11th, 2011
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Who was it that said "my death has been greatly exaggerated"?
by Thankful Mom on May 26th, 2010
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Does it take a child to raze a village?
by Anonymous on January 6th, 2012
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He who is content with nothing has everything. What, if any, validity is there in this ancient Chinese saying?
by Adeptone on May 15th, 2010
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I can't remember what is the correct wording for the saying... "Never outsmart your teacher" or "Never outshine your master" ?
by Ibanezmb on April 25th, 2011
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You're reading "What you give a woman, she'll increase. Give her sperm, she'll give U a baby. Give her a house, she'll give U a home. Give her food, she'll give U a meal. Give her a smile, she'll give U her heart. Give her crap, you'll get a ton of shit." True? False?
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Amen +4
by Larry on October 2nd, 2009
Just like KING LARRY Reigns a good life..
by Catherine on October 2nd, 2009
If you want a little respect - you better give a lot of respect
by Larry on October 2nd, 2009
Thanks for your answer, Catherine, and +6 for sharing your thoughts with "the class."
by Anonymous on October 2nd, 2009
Your welcome..have a great weekend
by Catherine on October 2nd, 2009
Ditto
by Anonymous on October 2nd, 2009