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by Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard on October 1st, 2009
Punch a cop.
by Ray Del Sol on October 1st, 2009
Be a minority, in the wrong place, at the wrong time...
by Tel UK- Licensed to fish! on October 1st, 2009
Go directly to jail,do not pass "GO" do not collect £200.......
by Naia the Bee on October 2nd, 2009
Shoot a cop in a police station.
+4
by Phoenix on October 2nd, 2009
Shoot your ex in the balls.
by Symbeline on October 1st, 2009
Kill a whole buncha peeps.
by -Rohit- on October 1st, 2009
Commit a major crime and turn yourself in. Then plead guilty in court. +5
by kool on October 2nd, 2009
Don't Pay Your Credit Card Debt
by Halskiisaklink on October 2nd, 2009
Publicly masturbate in a shopping centre.
by Sunshine in a COAT of Sunshine on October 2nd, 2009
Walk into a store and yell "This is a hold up!"
by druebeall on October 21st, 2009
Get caught breaking the law?!
by DudeLer 2 on October 12th, 2009
piss in public.
by DanSyd on October 3rd, 2009
Shoplifting, DUI, or high-speed chase
by Don Gorgeous George on October 3rd, 2009
Walk into a sheriff station and start swinging your shlong around in front of the lady working the front desk.
by Muchpoetry on October 2nd, 2009
Kill a white man, a white woman, and or a white police officer! They are not too harsh when a black person is killed! I should know!
by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on October 2nd, 2009
Steal a cops car while he's buying donuts.
by john pennington on October 2nd, 2009
Smack an officer in the face and before you can say "jackslap", you are on your way.
Some homeless people do this for a shower, food and a nites rest.
I do not object to this concept used by the homeless. it, at least gives them a safe night of rest and food.
by Vaporeongirl on October 2nd, 2009
Shoplifting
by robertini on October 2nd, 2009
Take a woman purse in a hurry,swear at policeman and say that his mather is a turt,Oi!
by Anonymous on October 1st, 2009
Pass "go" and don't collect $200?
what is a strip search like in jail? Is it humiliating to have to go through? Also are you tranported from court in chains?
by dh1982 on November 3rd, 2011
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If a friend of yours escaped from prison, would you let him stay at your house?
by Andy B has left AB on September 4th, 2011
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What is the average cost per year to feed, clothe and give medical care to a prisoner? Serving life/say 40 years/would cost what?
by RosieGHM Jetpacker on October 7th, 2011
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If you stay indoors most of the time and not experiencing the world that way
can you be an still be an armchair traveler and not miss much?
by CosmicWunderkind on August 22nd, 2011
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Should prison inmates be allowed to have porn in their cells?
by Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger on October 10th, 2011
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They don't appreciate that. ;)
by Anonymous on October 1st, 2009
I can't imagine why not.
by Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard on October 2nd, 2009
Yes that would get you there fast, thanks +5
by MarcusCrassus on October 2nd, 2009
Hi Noidea! How are you sweetie?
When I was a kid, we used to walk up behind the police officer that patrolled the town we hung out in and knock his hat off... He was a perv, so he just laughed at me.
But punching one... would get you jail time im sure. Unless you were a hot 17 year old girl. Im sure most of them might try to take it out in trade?
by Phoenix on October 2nd, 2009
Lol, that's an interesting story, Phoenix, sounds like you lived in a different time. I would never punch a cop, as my uncle is one and a very good one at that, but landing a hit on one is definitely a good way to land your ass behind bars!
by Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard on October 2nd, 2009
Very true!
by Phoenix on October 5th, 2009