by ThorThpot on October 1st, 2009

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No joke! Want to see a picture of your great-great-great-(etc)-grandmother? (link)

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  • by Bob on October 1st, 2009

    Bob

    OMG!!! it looks exactly like my great grand mother - IN-LAW!!! shhh, don't tell my wife!

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  • by Halliburton Shill on October 3rd, 2009

    Halliburton Shill

    Grandmas are so embarrassing. Tell her to at least put her bra on.

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  • by 773491 on October 3rd, 2009

    773491

    Wow WTF, CNN sucks so bad, did those journalists ever finish college?

    "Scientists believe that the fossilized remains (...)support beliefs that humans and chimpanzees evolved separately from a common ancestor."
    NO SHIT??!!!

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  • by His Lordship... has left on October 1st, 2009

    His Lordship... has left

    Awesome. She needs a shave I think.

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  • by Talimze on October 1st, 2009

    Talimze

    Can one's grandmother be another species?
    Sounds like a weird thing to say. I guess, technically...

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  • by tooty_fruity88 on October 1st, 2009

    tooty_fruity88

    Hahhaah if I wanted to see a photo of my great great greats id just open the trunk at home

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  • by iwnit on October 27th, 2009

    iwnit

    A *naked* picture, you could have said!

    Some further information about her:

    "Ardi (ARA-VP-6/500) is the fossilized skeletal remains of a female Ardipithecus ramidus, estimated from radiometric dating to be 4.4 million years old. Fossils of A. ramidus were first found in Ethiopia in 1992, but it has taken 17 years to assess their significance. Ardi is a more primitive hominid than the well-known Australopithecine skeleton, Lucy. Standing at 4 feet tall (120 cm) tall and weighing around 110 pounds (50 kg), Ardi was slightly shorter than Lucy but almost double her weight. The skeleton was discovered at a site called Aramis in the arid badlands near the Awash River in Ethiopia in 1994. Although it is not known whether Ardi's species developed into Homo sapiens, the discovery is of great significance as Ardi is the oldest known hominid fossil. The discovery was made by a team of scientists led by UC Berkeley anthropologist, Tim D. White and was analyzed by an international group of scientists that included Owen Lovejoy heading the biology team. On October 1, 2009, the journal Science published an open-access collection of eleven articles, detailing many aspects of A. ramidus and its environment.

    Researchers infer from the form of Ardi's pelvis and limbs and the presence of her opposable big toe that she was a facultative biped: bipedal when moving on the ground, but quadrupedal when moving about in tree branches. Ardi had a more primitive walking ability than later hominids, and could not walk or run for long distances. The teeth suggest omnivory, and are more generalized than those of modern apes.
    The word Ardi means "ground floor" and the word ramid means "root" in the Afar language."
    Source and further information:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ardi

    Further information:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ardipithecus

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  • by phantom -x- on October 3rd, 2009

    phantom -x-

    looks like my roommate

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  • by kittie on October 3rd, 2009

    kittie

    I guess that's where I get my boobs from

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  • by Jane on October 27th, 2009

    Jane

    ah I love Ardi

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  • by needtoknow on October 3rd, 2009

    needtoknow

    Hahaha, you're kidding me! That's a picture of my sister in law, I just saw her yesterday!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • by leetmeat on November 13th, 2009

    leetmeat

    I'll do you one better. This is your great, great, great(10^17) grand...something. Well it's asexual so it's your mother and your father.

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1b/Stromatolites_in_Sharkbay.jpg


    EDIT: also check out all your cousins: http://www.evogeneao.com/images/NCSE-Table-1_lg.gif

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  • by Vaporeongirl on November 17th, 2009

    Vaporeongirl

    Ah, I believe she's my ancestor.

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  • by Symbeline on November 17th, 2009

    Symbeline

    So my grandma wasn't Elizabeth Bathory after all. Sigh.

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  • by Kingpinn on November 17th, 2009

    Kingpinn

    Nice tits.

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  • by Thriftymaid on October 3rd, 2009

    Thriftymaid

    A looker, huh?

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