by bolwerk on September 30th, 2009

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Why did God kill Onan for spilling his seed on the ground? I have to admit, I got a little excited when I read that paragraph and a bit dripped onto my comforter. Will God kill me too? If I wash it off fast enough, will He not notice?

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by Lets Go Sharks on September 30th, 2009
God doesnt exist so I wouldn't worry too much.
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by Moongrim on October 1st, 2009
Well that depends.

Were you at the time trying to get pregnant the widow of your brother, so that she could, under tribal law, claim the child to be your brother's?

If not, no biggie. By the way, such is still a tradition with the Bedouins.
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by ScienceSwamy on October 25th, 2009
You naughty wanker!
God has banished you from His presence
(like He did to brother-murder Cain),
you may prosper East of wherever you live now!
(And He has heard you mutter 'good riddance'
under your breath,
so you are never ever coming back
into the Lord's presence!!)
*
In other words, enjoy life!
;-))
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- Thanks, but I wasn't wanking. +6
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  by bolwerk on October 25th, 2009
- he stands at the door and knocks...
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by Big Dan on October 1st, 2009
Actually Jesus sacrificed himself so that you don't have to follow the old testament rules. As long as you worship Jesus you can spill your seed wherever you like.
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  by countryboy2009 on October 1st, 2009
- What a licentious license! Me likes that!
  (But I can already do it without wasting time worshiping JC...)
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  by ScienceSwamy on October 25th, 2009
- no jesus was sacrificed so we dont have to sacrifice animals, grains etc. he was the ultimate sacrifice to cover all sins... the acceptance of him as your savior means you will follow him and his teachings and worship our god. if you have the knowledge of christ as your savior and reject the teachings of the bible you are sinning.
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by mazo mike on October 25th, 2009
god getting p.o.'d at onan had nothing to do with masturbation. the verse is about disobeying an order from god. the old testament god was a very touchy, angry one. so anytime someone didn't do just as he said, boom! he killed them or made them suffer. a really evil guy, if you ask me.
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- Yep, he seems to be a real dick. +6
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  by bolwerk on October 25th, 2009
- But He shat in His celestial pants before hot sexy Jerusalem,
  an orphan whom he groomed for sex and couldn't satisfy her, as a dirty old man!
  He just arranged her 'strip-show' before all her lovers,
  which included all the adult male population of then known world!
  [Ezekiel:16]
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  by ScienceSwamy on October 25th, 2009
- thanks bolwerk
  scienceswamy, i like your take on things ;) two thumbs up!
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  by mazo mike on October 25th, 2009
- actually the old testament punishment for disobeying this order, to take your brother's place, was public humiliation. the reason he killed him was plain, he spilled his seed. wasted the gift of life. genesis 38 go forth and multiply. our first 'order'. our primary objective is to produce off spring. and the chapter of ezekiel 16 is a beautiful image of god's love for us... the use of a girl as the reference of the city is purely to show beauty... it then however goes on to relate 'her' to humanities faith in itself... the way we reject our loving father until something bad happens and then it is his fault... god is not evil. he is the exact opposite. goodness is fair and just. as is god. everyone he killed was warned. everyone has the chance to obey...
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